C-Cup holders... ::dies::

[kageisuke]

If you landed in Bleach and screwed things up... by biteme65
Name/Alias/SN:
Your best friend becomes:
You get married to:
But are sleeping with:
You kill:
Who has children with:
You shove Kon's spirit into:
And decide to adopt:
Who kills you finally?
But it's possible you'll come back as:

::snort::laugh::dying:: My god, totally need to stop cracking up with Pan, but Bleach is so full of it I can't NOT do it. Oh, and the episode this week where we saw Urahara without his hat. Pan got pregant~ and I laughed because I am TEH immune! Also cus I had just said 'I don't think they show - Aa! I lied! XD'

Oh, and you know what? Arrancar holes aren't JUST for porn. They are perfect cupholders! See, just pull Ully up and stick a pepsi can right in there~ :D He's a cold bastard anyway...

And ooo! Grimmjow's is probably perfect size for a Big Gulp from 7 Eleven~! THAT IDEA, AND ALL OF THEM REALLY, ARE PAN'S FAULT. SHUN HER!

Oh, and Cella, Pan says that Sakura needs to find the eyeliner pen Itachi uses to create those lines on his face. It should fall out of his bag or soemthing... I just laaaaaugh...

For my own reference, Itachi's classes in SH :
Defense Against the Dark Arts - A.J. Johnson - John Constantine
Potions - Mariana "Lady" Hunt
Herbology - Asato Tsuzuki
Arithmancy - Yuuko Ichihara
Charms - Kazutaka Muraki
Transfiguration - Celine Jules

Occlumency - If he could take it, but I'm pretty sure his mind is fuckin blocked off anyway.

All are NEWT level classes, but I don't know what's considered a normal load... =_= But he'd definitely be taking D.A.D.A., Potions and Arithmancy.

Comments

NOTHING THAT HAS A UTERUS IS IMMUNE! IT IS AGAINST NATURE!!!

[abandonreality.livejournal.com]

.....I can think of soooooo many other uses for that hole than for cupholders....*smacks self!* I need some porn.....

I've been busy writing freakin' angst and doing school... D: (I won't mention RP, that's a given)

::HAPPILY DENIES HAVING A UTERUS::

[kageisuke.livejournal.com]

Is there a time when pron isn't needed like crack?

Haha. I've been RPing, but not as much since Itachi is naturally an anti-social smart-ass and I'm trying to think of a post/question for Ichigo... ::strokes chin::

School has always been pwning me, and I've been writing, too... ::does a cheer: My original.

Oi!

[perfidious-son.livejournal.com]

Ne, Manda. How did the fight between Itachi and Tatsuki turn out? I wanna include it in my entry tomorrow/later this morning.

Without ninjutsi or genjutsu [specialy ninja powers FTW] He's still better than average, but he IS a fucking genius. [He's still a ninja.... dammit] Without his sharingan I think I can still assume he can guess what an opponents next move is and counter it effectively. His attacks are quick and efficiant, mostly using basic moves unless he finds it necessary to get more complex. In strength, as a guy you'd think he'd be stronger, but it's against fucking TATSUKI. XD His defense is pretty rock solid. He can take a hit, but he doesn't like it~ Revenge, bitch So come up with a conclusion on your won and tell me~

Re: Oi!

[dragonofhonor.livejournal.com]

Heh...

Well strength wise... Ichigo said once in the manga he'd rather take on a loaded cannon than Tatsuki when she is angry... XP

She's been doing the martial arts/judo/kendo/vale tudo thingy since she was 4 so....eh.... *shrug*

She pwned Mugen the first time, cause I think he underestimated her... or maybe he was distracted by the boobage...don't know..XD

Yare yare

[perfidious-son.livejournal.com]

But she isn't angry, and Itachi isn't trying to make her angry cus he was to assess her skills and practice himself. He'd save the taunting for the next time.

Itachi's a ninja elite brat who was expected to be perfect at everything and was. Who knows the countless hours of training he's put in. =_= It might just come down to arm and leg reach. Itachi's 5'9 [at 20, so probably 5'7ish at 16] and Tatsuki's what, around 5'3-5'5? ::doesn't wanna look it up::]

Might as well say it's draw, since Itachi isn't really trying to show her everything he's got. A draw or he simply withdrew when he was satisfied.

ITachi won't underestimate her or stare at her nonexistent boobs.

Heh....

[dragonofhonor.livejournal.com]

Height: 5' 1" (155 cm)
Weight: 90 lbs (41 kg)
Cup-size: C as per Kubo...XXDD

But man enough to take Ichigo...XXDD

I'm okay with a draw.. =3! There's always next time.... At least she knows Itachi won't try to attack her in the middle of a spar like Mugen...XXDD! [Billy is so ebil..]

And ZOMG!!

[dragonofhonor.livejournal.com]

DID YOU TOTALLY SEE 261!!!!

SADOOOOOOO!!! SEXY, SEXY SADOOOOOO!

BUT OH NO!! WHY DO I HAVE A HORRIBLE FEELING ABOUT THE ENDING??!!!!!

I FAIL

[perfidious-son.livejournal.com]

No, I haven't read Bleach or Naruto in about 3 weeks going on 4. I need to catch up. =_=

Hmm, a draw it is, but I gonna make up some liekly stuff in my post until you specify... >D

I was totally gonna say she was 5' nothing, but I decided to give her some credit... guess not... >_< Totaly a B

Mugen-mun is amusing... you guys are just fun to watch.. ::sits back::

YES! YOU FAIL MAJORLY! D:

[dragonofhonor.livejournal.com]

AHHHHHHH!!! SEME-SAMA!!! YOU MUST CATCH UP!!! SADO!! MAJOR REVELATIONS ABOUT SADO'S POWER!!! (but not really anything that hasn't been speculated on already.. Translation: I WAS RIGHT BITCHES AT BLEACHFORUM! YUS!) DDDD:::::

CATCH UP!!! AND I HOPE KUBO DOESN'T KI- *slaps hand over mouth so won't spoil*

I don't have anything special, other than to say, Tatsuki curses frequently and is fond of her right... And her kicking is killer.

Poor Tatsuki... *pets her*

Billy is totally funneh and great to RP with. Btw, he is also Riddick, Sgt. Johnson, and Gordan Frohman if you ever wanna play off of any of the others with him too...

::CRY::

[kageisuke.livejournal.com]

Kubo better not kill Sado! D: Even if his power is draining his life force because that's just how he is <-- guessing]

Haha. Johnson is hilaarious. Doesn't he have a crush on Yukari?

*PATS AND GIVES COOKIES*

[abandonreality.livejournal.com]

I know he is now so smexy he scorches the pages with it! Ergo, he is not allowed to bite it! his power is more related to a hollow than a quincy or a shinigami.. XP AND HE HAS A NEW POWER! 8D!

Yus, he does and he is.. XP

::ROAR::

[kageisuke.livejournal.com]

L icon! Death Noooote~!

Aaa! You ruined it for me! >_< Not really. I am still very behind though... =_= Better than EL DIRECTO~ :D

ROAR FOR THIS SEMESAMA!!!

[abandonreality.livejournal.com]

Love L~ *kisu!*

Aa! sorry but I couldn't help myself! D:
Also here are some examples of the hotness!

http://pics.livejournal.com/ardane1/pic/000grtby/g186

http://pics.livejournal.com/ardane1/pic/000gs3g9/g186

I figured out why he only shows one eye! He has somehow inherited Urahara's Beamu Speciaru! XXDDD!! He is saving us all from his babies!

SADO~

[kageisuke.livejournal.com]

<-- Likes Raito better cus he's ebil~ EBIL~

Aaa! Sadooooo! Totally need to start reading again...

Oh noes! D: We don't need anyone else with preggo beams!