Top 5 Characters I Want To Smack

[kageisuke]

Hmmmm, going to akuni's journal gave me the idea to do a top ten list. I've been doing them off and on and never finishing them, but this one I can totally do right now. The first few are definitely in order of the most violent urges to bitchslapping, but after that it's just a general thing.

1. Zuko [Avatar : The Last Airbender] - After the season 2 finale, I totally fell in love with Zuko and his princely!angst, and he was smiling and so cute but ridiculously scary and just 'Weee'! Then he did something stupid. I mean. STUPID. I can understand completely where he's coming from and how he came to that conclusion and how he's thinking. The hope that he refuses to let die... but common sense goes much further than hope, Zuko, and I just wanna strangle you...!



2. Sasuke [Naruto] - Runaway!Sasuke arc. Really, that's all you have to know.



3. Orihime [Bleach] - The final thoughts she had, the tiny plan she's plotting. I don't like where it's going. She's smarter than this, I know she is, but her emotions are definitely what motivates her and she can't put them aside to think clearly.



4. Ichigo [Bleach] - Even though we knew he was going to do it, that doesn't make his little run off to Hueco Mundo any smarter. He tries to take on too much by himself, and he doesn't rely on the strength of his friends, his comrads, his nakama when he should. He tries to spare them and instead manages to drag them further along with him.



5. Renton / Holland [Eureka 7] - BOTH of them, yes. A two for one special. They both get the bitchslap of love/irritation for thinking along the exact same lines and never realizing it and causing each other and every freakin' body else lots of harship and annoyance. Holland especially cus he doesn't have the excuse of being a kid and having no rea-life experience.

That's it. I am now in a list mood, and I have a feeling that at least one more list is going to pop up before I go home today from school... A list or a character study... Stupid Zuko, making me want to do a character study on him...

::snerk:: Anybody have somebody they want to add to the 'Bitch!slap' list? I really want to make this a top 10 eventually, but I couldn't think of any series besides Bleach, Eureka, Naruto, and Avatar... =_= I'm now suddenly thinking of Hagaren, but I haven't ever had an urges like that... at least when it comes to stupidity...

Comments

[acdragonmaster.livejournal.com]

...it's Tori no Uta. I don't know WHERE the "shi" misreading comes from, but yeah. Uta. And the artist is Lia.

[kageisuke.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't know either. And I did have the artist on my playlist, but I was at school at the time and didn't have it committed to memory... in fact, in 5 minutes I might ahve forgotten again...

[akuni.livejournal.com]

Speaking of Hagaren, I kinda wanna whap a lot of them upside the head sometimes. But for the most part, they're pretty sensible... they're allowed occasional lapses.

Ichigo, ah Ichigo. *shakes head* You do such foolish things...

Can I get in line to slap Sasuke? *rolls eyes* God that boy just needs to give up on the emo thing already!

[kageisuke.livejournal.com]

The fwacks we wanna give Hagaren people aren't the violent 'WTF were you thinking?!?!?!!!!!oneone!!111' kind...

We can punch Sasuke at the same time on opposite cheeks, he's go two just waiting for it. ::sighs::

[akuni.livejournal.com]

*SNORFLE*

Awright! *winds up and lets fly* Take that, punk biyatch!
Seriously, those ninjas need some therapists in the village...

[shortitude.livejournal.com]

They probably tried that already. Made Ibiki as head-therapist. Suicide rate increased tenfold. So Ibiki got a job transfer.

It COULD be true! Underneath that harsh, scarred, sexy and rugged exterior, there must be a psychology P.h.D. waiting, longing and yearning for attention. *sniff*

[kageisuke.livejournal.com]

That's scary...

[shortitude.livejournal.com]

No it's not. It has some great crackfic potential.

Must. Remove. Self. From. Naruto. Fandom.

[akuni.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha!!

What a waste of a harsh, scarred, sexy, rugged exterior... ^_^

[shortitude.livejournal.com]

EXACTLY. So it's better if there weren't any therapists in Leaf village.

[shortitude.livejournal.com]

Okay, everyone, let's slap Orihime once. Because afterwards we STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM HER.

I know she's being silly, and not thinking right, but hey! I'm protective! I play her! I don't play stupid characters! Ichigo-muns play stupid characters. XDDD *is murderized*

[kageisuke.livejournal.com]

...Oi, oi... I can't help how stupid Ichigo is... =_=

[shortitude.livejournal.com]

No one can help Ichigo, unfortunately. Not even Ichigo...