So the it continues...
May. 4th, 2005 04:54 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kageisukeAa. Just wasting time in the computerlab until Ong Bak is showing in the theatre, and I decided, let's do a journal entry. Why not? I hardly do them, even though I have plenty of time. Why is that? ::snorts:: Prince. of. Tennis. Simple as that... My most recent of anime obsessions fandoms I've joined. Slowly, as more and more characters have been added, I've gotten some favorite pairs, and then the random crack pairings... or cannon, whichever. I don't really know what cannon is, as I haven't figured out a definition yet.
One of my growing favorites is AtobexSanada, or rather, SanadaxAtobe, because I thought even though Atobe is 'The Ore-sama', he couldn't top Sanada. Now, the more I read, the more of a little bitch Atobe is becoming... I thought at first, Atobe tops everyone but Sanada... Then that quickly changed because Atobe just seems to be the willing ass everyone wants to fuck. My particular favorite story to recall now is with Sengoku, which involves a movie theatre. And spanking. Yes. Spanking. There's also the when did Sengoku get a tongue ring and why didn't anyone tell me about it line. That's particularly amusing, but my favorite has to be during the actually spanking. I can just *see* Sengoku poised over Atobe, whose bent over a table in the projection room, hand coming down going "7, ughh, lucky".
I should be horrified my poor Atobe-sama is being so abused, but he just turns out to make the best uke... Or at least in all the fics I've been reading. Hell, even Wakato's topped Atobe... even though technically he 'Change Over!'d to be Atobe himself. At first I thought, 'He's changing into Pete Sampras during *sex*? WTF?' but then it became clear.
I suppose the only real permanent uke [except to Echizen] is Tezuka. Even then, I can see him topping Oishi, but really, that's an exception. I'd prefer Oishi on top, damn it being OOC to hell. >_0 ::Twitches:: That reminds me of a SumirexTezuka fic I read recently, and I think I nearly died reading it... S_____xTezuka it said, and I was thinking of all the possible people it could be. Sengoku <---I was REALLY hoping for that one], even Sakuno, which amused me more than it should, and finally Shishido, but I could tell by the middle none of them were it. When I found out at the very end, I nearly fell out of my chair... I shouldn't laugh so hard when it's 5am in the morning, expecially when I'm supposed to be doing my paper, but I couldn't help it. My roommate would've killed me I had managed to wake them up...
Aa... PoT will kill me... I guess that's okay. Turning to the permenant seme's now, since I only had one permanent uke. [Well, two, since Echizen is Echizen, unless he's with Kevin...] Sanada. I can't see him as uke to anyone. No one. Ever. No question about it at all. Seme for as long as I live. Now if I find a decent fic, I will gladly partially change my mind. Akutsu. That sadistic bastard being uke to anyone seems impossible to me. Though I tease the thought of Sengoku occasionally, with amusement because now Sengoku is tainted with the mental picture of "7, ughh, lucky" for no short amount of time. That and the "That answer cannot be angled out. Blow job currency has been depleted. Please restock." That quote is a little wrong, but it gets the point across. Seeing Sengoku smack Akutsu in the ass would be the most life threateningly hilarious thing I've ever seen, but if he'd did it... death... Instantneous. Worse than a 'Revenge Serve to the Face'.
Hm. A random pairing I haven't seen yet, but know is out there somewhere because I'm not the only person with a red-hair fetish, is SengokuxEiji. Eiji isn't even anywhere close to my favorites, not bordering on dislike like Fuji is though. I haven't seen many Davide ones either, but I'm dying to see him paired up with Oshitari, cus I just love to see Oshitari ruffled. His poor ears assaulted by crude Kansaiben, maybe he'd do it harder to him to shut him up. Can't tell jokes when the only thing you can think is 'Aaaa' I guess. ::chuckles:: Speaking of Oshitari, can't see Atobe topping him either. Hm. Maybe Atobe's bound to be everyone's [except Tezuka and Echizen's] bitch. Ooo... Poor Atobe-sama. ::shakes head::
Owari. Kage. 'Ore-sama-tachi no bigi ni yoi na'
One of my growing favorites is AtobexSanada, or rather, SanadaxAtobe, because I thought even though Atobe is 'The Ore-sama', he couldn't top Sanada. Now, the more I read, the more of a little bitch Atobe is becoming... I thought at first, Atobe tops everyone but Sanada... Then that quickly changed because Atobe just seems to be the willing ass everyone wants to fuck. My particular favorite story to recall now is with Sengoku, which involves a movie theatre. And spanking. Yes. Spanking. There's also the when did Sengoku get a tongue ring and why didn't anyone tell me about it line. That's particularly amusing, but my favorite has to be during the actually spanking. I can just *see* Sengoku poised over Atobe, whose bent over a table in the projection room, hand coming down going "7, ughh, lucky".
I should be horrified my poor Atobe-sama is being so abused, but he just turns out to make the best uke... Or at least in all the fics I've been reading. Hell, even Wakato's topped Atobe... even though technically he 'Change Over!'d to be Atobe himself. At first I thought, 'He's changing into Pete Sampras during *sex*? WTF?' but then it became clear.
I suppose the only real permanent uke [except to Echizen] is Tezuka. Even then, I can see him topping Oishi, but really, that's an exception. I'd prefer Oishi on top, damn it being OOC to hell. >_0 ::Twitches:: That reminds me of a SumirexTezuka fic I read recently, and I think I nearly died reading it... S_____xTezuka it said, and I was thinking of all the possible people it could be. Sengoku <---I was REALLY hoping for that one], even Sakuno, which amused me more than it should, and finally Shishido, but I could tell by the middle none of them were it. When I found out at the very end, I nearly fell out of my chair... I shouldn't laugh so hard when it's 5am in the morning, expecially when I'm supposed to be doing my paper, but I couldn't help it. My roommate would've killed me I had managed to wake them up...
Aa... PoT will kill me... I guess that's okay. Turning to the permenant seme's now, since I only had one permanent uke. [Well, two, since Echizen is Echizen, unless he's with Kevin...] Sanada. I can't see him as uke to anyone. No one. Ever. No question about it at all. Seme for as long as I live. Now if I find a decent fic, I will gladly partially change my mind. Akutsu. That sadistic bastard being uke to anyone seems impossible to me. Though I tease the thought of Sengoku occasionally, with amusement because now Sengoku is tainted with the mental picture of "7, ughh, lucky" for no short amount of time. That and the "That answer cannot be angled out. Blow job currency has been depleted. Please restock." That quote is a little wrong, but it gets the point across. Seeing Sengoku smack Akutsu in the ass would be the most life threateningly hilarious thing I've ever seen, but if he'd did it... death... Instantneous. Worse than a 'Revenge Serve to the Face'.
Hm. A random pairing I haven't seen yet, but know is out there somewhere because I'm not the only person with a red-hair fetish, is SengokuxEiji. Eiji isn't even anywhere close to my favorites, not bordering on dislike like Fuji is though. I haven't seen many Davide ones either, but I'm dying to see him paired up with Oshitari, cus I just love to see Oshitari ruffled. His poor ears assaulted by crude Kansaiben, maybe he'd do it harder to him to shut him up. Can't tell jokes when the only thing you can think is 'Aaaa' I guess. ::chuckles:: Speaking of Oshitari, can't see Atobe topping him either. Hm. Maybe Atobe's bound to be everyone's [except Tezuka and Echizen's] bitch. Ooo... Poor Atobe-sama. ::shakes head::
Owari. Kage. 'Ore-sama-tachi no bigi ni yoi na'
