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kageisukeTitle: Getting to Know You Pt.I [Requested]
Author/Artist: Kageisuke
Pairing/Characters: Kurosaki Ichigo / Kuchiki Byakuya / Abarai Renji
Rating: NC-17
Warning(s): Yaoi; 3-way; Complete porn; Crack, oh yes, crack;
Disclaimer: After reading this, if you think I own Bleach, you are *crazy*.
Summary/Notes: This was originally a request from![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
kimper, but somehow, Renji just snuck in there and I don't know how it happened... Uhh, if you want a different one, just let me know... =_= This was so long I felt I had to break it up, so this is Pt. I. I’ll post Pt. II up in a day or two... And there's a *lot* of set up before any action starts, so if you're in it just for the porn, speed right on ahead!
Ichigo's 'relationship' with Kuchiki Byakuya didn't start until well after he'd kicked his noble ass. He decided to at least get on friendlier terms with Rukia's older brother, much to everyone's surprise, especially Renji and Rukia's. So that was how it began, him just up and deciding 'Hey, let's get to know one another better', and tromping on over back to Soul Society to talk. Suffice to say, he wasn't -and still isn't- the best plan maker in the world. The conversations were much more like staring contests, especially when Renji was there for some unknown reason. He was probably sent by Rukia to prevent Ichigo from doing or saying anything really stupid, which, suffice to say, didn’t work ‘cus he said a lot of retarded things…
They say the mark of a good conversation is how naturally it flows. If that was the case, he'd clogged up the sink, accidentally broken the faucet, and water was spilling out all over the floor. In another words, a disaster. So, finally, he gave up on talk and just asked Byakuya if he'd fight him. The flash in the other man's eye should have warned him that maybe it wasn't such a good idea, but Ichigo didn't seem to have a survival instinct like other people. If inclined to join up, he would have fit into the 11th division nicely.
So, with that, they found themselves in a nice little clearing. Kuchiki Byakuya set a few ground rules that were basically 'Don't seriously try to kill each other', 'Don't release your zanpakuto', and 'definitely *NO BANKAI* allowed'. Ichigo could easily agree to that, since he'd been starting to get the foreboding feeling in his gut sometime around the word 'kill' in the first rule. Of course, Byakuya hadn't said 'kill' exactly, more like 'seriously incapacitate' or 'mortally wound' or 'maim severely'. That alone was making him have second thoughts.
When he woke up in the 4th division headquarters lying prone on a bed and sporting bandages around his chest, head, and sword arm, he really wished he'd mulled over those second thoughts a little more. He began to wonder if it was a fluke that he beat Kuchiki Byakuya in the first place. When said man came in with tea for them both, Ichigo looked him over. Damn. Judging by the immaculately clean uniform he had either changed clothes -because he didn't know how long he'd been out or even *how* he got knocked out- or Ichigo was really lacking in skills outside of life and death situations.
With a sigh, Ichigo resigned himself to his loss. "I guess you beat me."
Byakuya looked at him but said nothing. He held out a cup of tea and Ichigo took it. There was silence for a while before the boy couldn't take it anymore and stated, with bitterness kept to a minimum, "I guess this falls a little below the 'seriously incapacitate' marker..." He swore he saw Byakuya's lips give a twitch, but marked it up to hallucinations brought on by whatever the 4th division had give him while he was asleep.
Setting down his cup Byakuya gave him a look that Ichigo couldn't quite wrap his mind around. "I suppose I might have gone too far," he allowed. "Reparations might be in order."
Ichigo snorted and turned his head away. In his mind he tried to think of what the hell reparations meant and damned the noble for using such big words like it was nothing. He turned his head back to give what he hoped wasn't a stupid answer when his lips brushed against the considerably softer ones of Byakuya. He was too startled to move, but not enough to not think about *why* he'd gotten so close in the first place.
His last reasonably coherent thought as Byakuya lulled him into complacency with his hypnotic pearl black eyes was the guess that reparations was a fancy word for 'sexing you up'.
Allowing his mouth to open, Ichigo felt Byakuya's tongue lap up against his own and sighed. He turned into the hand that lightly traced over his jaw. Byakuya sought to occupy his mouth elsewhere. Ichigo moaned as a tongue trailed over his cheek and jaw. He sucked at an earlobe and Ichigo gripped the other man's shoulder. Slowly stripped off the black cloth to reveal the white kimono underneath, Byakuya took his time in teasing the boy.
Nipping at the vulnerable flesh of his neck, Byakuya avoided Ichigo's squirming hips that were seeking out anything remotely solid to rub against. He was just starting to expose the taunt and tanned flesh of Ichigo's chest when a loud and familiar voice echoed down the hall.
"Oi, Ichigo! I heard Kuchiki-taichou kicked yer-" and that was when Abarai Renji stopped abruptly in the door he's just opened and stared. For a moment, Ichigo and Renji's eyes met, but the orange-haired boy looked away. He had already been flushed byByakuya's groping, but now he was red.
"Close the door." Byakuya instructed.
Renji did as he was told and only realized after the door locked itself upon closing that he should have been on the *other* side.
"Come here, Renji."
The red-head instantly took at step at the order, then jerked to a stop. The 'What the hell am I doing?' expression on his face told Byakuya all he needed to know. He wasn’t disgusted or even wondering how it happened. He just felt a little out of place, which could be easily rectified. "Renji."
With his name being called and a command implied, Renji straightened up and walked to the bed. "Yes, taichou?"
Byakuya reached up and pulled him down into a kiss. Ichigo watched Renji suffer the same quick demise of all thought that had happened to him earlier. In fact, it might have even been quicker than his.
Free from any guilt there might have been at walking into something private, Renji slowly pushed Byakuya back onto the bed beside Ichigo. This was where the boy started to get a little irritated.
"Oi, Renji! Don't just start taking over!"
Renji started, apparently forgetting the other boy was there. "What'd you say?"
"You heard me asshole!"
Snarling at one another they made a grab for each other's collars. Byakuya watched for a moment before speaking. "I would rather you use your mouths for something more constructive than adding to the hot air in the room." They both stopped, glared at one another, then sulked. Byakuya gave a mental sigh. Two people very much the same. Might have been taking too much on his plate for both at once.
He pulled Renji down to continue the kiss and watched Ichigo's growing jealousy. Before it could get overwhelming, he switched releasing Renji and inhaling the completely different taste of Ichigo. He couldn't decide which was better, and at the moment, it didn't seem like he'd have to.
Ignoring Ichigo entirely and pretending he didn't have to share, Renji started to part the robes of Byakuya's clothes. He found one perfectly delicious looking nipple and gave it a flick. There was a moan, but he couldn't be sure of whose it was, having never been privy to either of the other two men's sex voices before. He lowered his mouth to it and traces around it before sucking gently. This time he was sure it was Byakuya's voice because he heard Ichigo give a curse at the same time as he tried to get his hakama off.
Byakuya wouldn't have to worry about his own hakama because Renji was already sliding them down slim hips revealed creamy white skin. Exploring the plains of Byakuya's chest and stomach thoroughly, he ran a finger over his taichou's penis and watched it throb in unison with Byakuya's gasp that he heard above his head. With a smile Renji slid back up and smoothly joined in on the kiss being shared between Ichigo and Byakuya.
Renji smirked as Ichigo backed off. Glowering Ichigo declined to start another fight and descended to see where Renji left off. By the looks of it, he had left before the fun even started. Licking his hand for lubrication, Ichigo took a firm hold on Byakuya's cock and began a slow pumping motion. Bucking hips and Byakuya’s low moan partially muffled by Renji’s lips rewarded him.
Ichigo gave a tentative lick to the tip as he contemplated how those women in the porno videos -not that he watched them- managed to shove the whole thing in at once. Abandoning the idea as super human, he settled on sucking the tip and listening to Byakuya's cries from above. He felt more than saw a hand reaching down between the set of legs he was caressing with promising results. Since it didn't get in the way of his mouth and hands, he ignored it and what it was doing.
He bobbed his head down further and restrained most of the upward motion of Byakuya's hips. He pulled back and a little precum dribbled down the side of his mouth, licking it away Ichigo gave a small shrug. Didn't taste that bad. What were those girls complaining about?
By now Renji was coaxing a purr out of Byakuya that made his whole chest vibrate. The normally emotionless face -unless you knew where to look- was an ever-changing thing. A little stroke here, a nibbled on the chin, a stroke of his fingers over a nipple, and the expressed rippled over his face. He arched and clawed at him, especially when he'd begun to prod at his opening while Ichigo actually did something useful.
It had grown past stiflingly hot and Renji belatedly realized he was still fully clothed, though definitely not presentable. He stopped scissoring his fingers and pulled them out. He smiled mischievously at Byakuya's look of loss as he shed his clothes faster than he could drink a bottle of cheap sake.
Renji moved between Byakuya's legs as Ichigo moved to the side in a display of teamwork that Byakuya would have marveled at if his brain hadn't shut down and oozed out of his ear what seemed like hours ago.
"Taichou," Renji breathed.
"Byakuya." He said his own name breathlessly. "Call me... Byakuya..." And that was the last intelligible thing he said for the rest of the day.
Renji stroked Byakuya’s cock with his hand as he positioned himself at the entrance. "Ready-" he paused "-Byakuya?" He got a slight nod and a moan derived from Ichigo's tweaking of a nipple. With permission, Renji slowly pushed in, watching Byakuya's face as he did. He was vaguely aware that Ichigo was watching with rabid attention, but didn't much think it mattered as they'd both seen more than they could ever want to of each other.
Ichigo's eyes drifted from Byakuya's face, to Renji's and down to where Renji's dick was slowly disappearing into a place nothing to should ever go, but was looking more and more desirable by the second. Looking between the three places every few seconds he swallowed hard and avoided the urge to touch himself.
Notes: Yes. That ended in a semi-evil place. And yes. Byakuya is a whore. A beautifully slutty whore. He so got the win in this part. Aside from the fact he went OOC after Renji appeared, I think he was fine... >_=. Oh, and did I mention I'm going to hell?
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Author/Artist: Kageisuke
Pairing/Characters: Kurosaki Ichigo / Kuchiki Byakuya / Abarai Renji
Rating: NC-17
Warning(s): Yaoi; 3-way; Complete porn; Crack, oh yes, crack;
Disclaimer: After reading this, if you think I own Bleach, you are *crazy*.
Summary/Notes: This was originally a request from
kimper, but somehow, Renji just snuck in there and I don't know how it happened... Uhh, if you want a different one, just let me know... =_= This was so long I felt I had to break it up, so this is Pt. I. I’ll post Pt. II up in a day or two... And there's a *lot* of set up before any action starts, so if you're in it just for the porn, speed right on ahead!Ichigo's 'relationship' with Kuchiki Byakuya didn't start until well after he'd kicked his noble ass. He decided to at least get on friendlier terms with Rukia's older brother, much to everyone's surprise, especially Renji and Rukia's. So that was how it began, him just up and deciding 'Hey, let's get to know one another better', and tromping on over back to Soul Society to talk. Suffice to say, he wasn't -and still isn't- the best plan maker in the world. The conversations were much more like staring contests, especially when Renji was there for some unknown reason. He was probably sent by Rukia to prevent Ichigo from doing or saying anything really stupid, which, suffice to say, didn’t work ‘cus he said a lot of retarded things…
They say the mark of a good conversation is how naturally it flows. If that was the case, he'd clogged up the sink, accidentally broken the faucet, and water was spilling out all over the floor. In another words, a disaster. So, finally, he gave up on talk and just asked Byakuya if he'd fight him. The flash in the other man's eye should have warned him that maybe it wasn't such a good idea, but Ichigo didn't seem to have a survival instinct like other people. If inclined to join up, he would have fit into the 11th division nicely.
So, with that, they found themselves in a nice little clearing. Kuchiki Byakuya set a few ground rules that were basically 'Don't seriously try to kill each other', 'Don't release your zanpakuto', and 'definitely *NO BANKAI* allowed'. Ichigo could easily agree to that, since he'd been starting to get the foreboding feeling in his gut sometime around the word 'kill' in the first rule. Of course, Byakuya hadn't said 'kill' exactly, more like 'seriously incapacitate' or 'mortally wound' or 'maim severely'. That alone was making him have second thoughts.
When he woke up in the 4th division headquarters lying prone on a bed and sporting bandages around his chest, head, and sword arm, he really wished he'd mulled over those second thoughts a little more. He began to wonder if it was a fluke that he beat Kuchiki Byakuya in the first place. When said man came in with tea for them both, Ichigo looked him over. Damn. Judging by the immaculately clean uniform he had either changed clothes -because he didn't know how long he'd been out or even *how* he got knocked out- or Ichigo was really lacking in skills outside of life and death situations.
With a sigh, Ichigo resigned himself to his loss. "I guess you beat me."
Byakuya looked at him but said nothing. He held out a cup of tea and Ichigo took it. There was silence for a while before the boy couldn't take it anymore and stated, with bitterness kept to a minimum, "I guess this falls a little below the 'seriously incapacitate' marker..." He swore he saw Byakuya's lips give a twitch, but marked it up to hallucinations brought on by whatever the 4th division had give him while he was asleep.
Setting down his cup Byakuya gave him a look that Ichigo couldn't quite wrap his mind around. "I suppose I might have gone too far," he allowed. "Reparations might be in order."
Ichigo snorted and turned his head away. In his mind he tried to think of what the hell reparations meant and damned the noble for using such big words like it was nothing. He turned his head back to give what he hoped wasn't a stupid answer when his lips brushed against the considerably softer ones of Byakuya. He was too startled to move, but not enough to not think about *why* he'd gotten so close in the first place.
His last reasonably coherent thought as Byakuya lulled him into complacency with his hypnotic pearl black eyes was the guess that reparations was a fancy word for 'sexing you up'.
Allowing his mouth to open, Ichigo felt Byakuya's tongue lap up against his own and sighed. He turned into the hand that lightly traced over his jaw. Byakuya sought to occupy his mouth elsewhere. Ichigo moaned as a tongue trailed over his cheek and jaw. He sucked at an earlobe and Ichigo gripped the other man's shoulder. Slowly stripped off the black cloth to reveal the white kimono underneath, Byakuya took his time in teasing the boy.
Nipping at the vulnerable flesh of his neck, Byakuya avoided Ichigo's squirming hips that were seeking out anything remotely solid to rub against. He was just starting to expose the taunt and tanned flesh of Ichigo's chest when a loud and familiar voice echoed down the hall.
"Oi, Ichigo! I heard Kuchiki-taichou kicked yer-" and that was when Abarai Renji stopped abruptly in the door he's just opened and stared. For a moment, Ichigo and Renji's eyes met, but the orange-haired boy looked away. He had already been flushed byByakuya's groping, but now he was red.
"Close the door." Byakuya instructed.
Renji did as he was told and only realized after the door locked itself upon closing that he should have been on the *other* side.
"Come here, Renji."
The red-head instantly took at step at the order, then jerked to a stop. The 'What the hell am I doing?' expression on his face told Byakuya all he needed to know. He wasn’t disgusted or even wondering how it happened. He just felt a little out of place, which could be easily rectified. "Renji."
With his name being called and a command implied, Renji straightened up and walked to the bed. "Yes, taichou?"
Byakuya reached up and pulled him down into a kiss. Ichigo watched Renji suffer the same quick demise of all thought that had happened to him earlier. In fact, it might have even been quicker than his.
Free from any guilt there might have been at walking into something private, Renji slowly pushed Byakuya back onto the bed beside Ichigo. This was where the boy started to get a little irritated.
"Oi, Renji! Don't just start taking over!"
Renji started, apparently forgetting the other boy was there. "What'd you say?"
"You heard me asshole!"
Snarling at one another they made a grab for each other's collars. Byakuya watched for a moment before speaking. "I would rather you use your mouths for something more constructive than adding to the hot air in the room." They both stopped, glared at one another, then sulked. Byakuya gave a mental sigh. Two people very much the same. Might have been taking too much on his plate for both at once.
He pulled Renji down to continue the kiss and watched Ichigo's growing jealousy. Before it could get overwhelming, he switched releasing Renji and inhaling the completely different taste of Ichigo. He couldn't decide which was better, and at the moment, it didn't seem like he'd have to.
Ignoring Ichigo entirely and pretending he didn't have to share, Renji started to part the robes of Byakuya's clothes. He found one perfectly delicious looking nipple and gave it a flick. There was a moan, but he couldn't be sure of whose it was, having never been privy to either of the other two men's sex voices before. He lowered his mouth to it and traces around it before sucking gently. This time he was sure it was Byakuya's voice because he heard Ichigo give a curse at the same time as he tried to get his hakama off.
Byakuya wouldn't have to worry about his own hakama because Renji was already sliding them down slim hips revealed creamy white skin. Exploring the plains of Byakuya's chest and stomach thoroughly, he ran a finger over his taichou's penis and watched it throb in unison with Byakuya's gasp that he heard above his head. With a smile Renji slid back up and smoothly joined in on the kiss being shared between Ichigo and Byakuya.
Renji smirked as Ichigo backed off. Glowering Ichigo declined to start another fight and descended to see where Renji left off. By the looks of it, he had left before the fun even started. Licking his hand for lubrication, Ichigo took a firm hold on Byakuya's cock and began a slow pumping motion. Bucking hips and Byakuya’s low moan partially muffled by Renji’s lips rewarded him.
Ichigo gave a tentative lick to the tip as he contemplated how those women in the porno videos -not that he watched them- managed to shove the whole thing in at once. Abandoning the idea as super human, he settled on sucking the tip and listening to Byakuya's cries from above. He felt more than saw a hand reaching down between the set of legs he was caressing with promising results. Since it didn't get in the way of his mouth and hands, he ignored it and what it was doing.
He bobbed his head down further and restrained most of the upward motion of Byakuya's hips. He pulled back and a little precum dribbled down the side of his mouth, licking it away Ichigo gave a small shrug. Didn't taste that bad. What were those girls complaining about?
By now Renji was coaxing a purr out of Byakuya that made his whole chest vibrate. The normally emotionless face -unless you knew where to look- was an ever-changing thing. A little stroke here, a nibbled on the chin, a stroke of his fingers over a nipple, and the expressed rippled over his face. He arched and clawed at him, especially when he'd begun to prod at his opening while Ichigo actually did something useful.
It had grown past stiflingly hot and Renji belatedly realized he was still fully clothed, though definitely not presentable. He stopped scissoring his fingers and pulled them out. He smiled mischievously at Byakuya's look of loss as he shed his clothes faster than he could drink a bottle of cheap sake.
Renji moved between Byakuya's legs as Ichigo moved to the side in a display of teamwork that Byakuya would have marveled at if his brain hadn't shut down and oozed out of his ear what seemed like hours ago.
"Taichou," Renji breathed.
"Byakuya." He said his own name breathlessly. "Call me... Byakuya..." And that was the last intelligible thing he said for the rest of the day.
Renji stroked Byakuya’s cock with his hand as he positioned himself at the entrance. "Ready-" he paused "-Byakuya?" He got a slight nod and a moan derived from Ichigo's tweaking of a nipple. With permission, Renji slowly pushed in, watching Byakuya's face as he did. He was vaguely aware that Ichigo was watching with rabid attention, but didn't much think it mattered as they'd both seen more than they could ever want to of each other.
Ichigo's eyes drifted from Byakuya's face, to Renji's and down to where Renji's dick was slowly disappearing into a place nothing to should ever go, but was looking more and more desirable by the second. Looking between the three places every few seconds he swallowed hard and avoided the urge to touch himself.
Notes: Yes. That ended in a semi-evil place. And yes. Byakuya is a whore. A beautifully slutty whore. He so got the win in this part. Aside from the fact he went OOC after Renji appeared, I think he was fine... >_=. Oh, and did I mention I'm going to hell?
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Date: 2006-07-19 03:35 pm (UTC)Also, I really like the descriptions you add to your writing, like Ichigo was really lacking in skills outside of life and death situations and the survial one.
Omg haha I'm so looking forward to part 2!
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Date: 2006-07-19 06:44 pm (UTC)He definately is in my stories! ::snickersing evily:: Except for that one Byakuya self-reflect drabble i did... but those are oddities!
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Date: 2006-07-21 09:02 pm (UTC)*scurries over to read Part 2* :)
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Date: 2006-07-22 02:29 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-29 11:14 am (UTC)And yes. Byakuya is a whore
This really cracked mu up the most! lolz xD
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Date: 2006-07-29 02:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-29 03:03 pm (UTC)Anywayz, good that you provided the link, I'll be checking on it asap xD
And I didn't think you read yaoi
I do, but always out of fun ^^; I don't take yaoi seriously xD
Got another request?
A yaoi one? If it's okay with you and wouldn't be giving ya a hard time ^^; My fave Bleach yaoi would be Hitsugaya x Gin and Ichigo x Renji xD Hehe, take your pick xD
desperate for things to do after the con next week]
hehe, have fun! ^_^
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Date: 2006-07-29 04:30 pm (UTC)Holy crap! Either you really have been gone a long time, or you just have friends up the wazoo...! And yeah, who takes yaoi seriously? 0.o I feel sorry for those that do. It's all fun. Unless the mangaka specifically states it, yaoi is all fangirl/boy fantasies... ::nods:: Very hot ones, but all the same...
Hmm... My first yaoi fic I did was Ren/Ichi... I shall go revisit that pairing, ne? And Gin/Hitsu is... ::blinks:: Very interesting... ::starts thinking:: Hmmm... I will be busy after the con... but I'll post up one more request right before I go...
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Date: 2006-07-29 05:15 pm (UTC)I was gone for approximately 2 weeks . . . . was it long enough? x_X And my friends are mostly communities, and it's certainly not more that 10 ^^; . . . . Hmmm . . . those are the only probable reasons why I have so many missed posts X_X And I bet they have already increased as days go by . . . oh dear x_x
And yeah, who takes yaoi seriously? 0.o I feel sorry for those that do. It's all fun.
There are some people who do . . . . and they're scary X_X
Unless the mangaka specifically states it, yaoi is all fangirl/boy fantasies... ::nods:: Very hot ones, but all the same
There are manga-kas who do . . . and their works creep me out X_X I get to look at them out of curiosity (my curiosity will kill me someday xD wahehehe)
Hmm... My first yaoi fic I did was Ren/Ichi... I shall go revisit that pairing, ne? And Gin/Hitsu is... ::blinks:: Very interesting... ::starts thinking::
Whichever will be okay. xD I see more RenIchi fics than GinHitsu ones though xD But some of the ones I've seen are seriously freaky X_X I prefer ones with comedy . . .wahehehe xD
I will be busy after the con... but I'll post up one more request right before I go...
Take your time ^_^ I'm not forcing you to do it anywayz >_> . . ^^;
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Date: 2006-07-29 05:41 pm (UTC)Yes! Waaay to long!
There are manga-kas who do . . . and their works creep me out X_X I get to look at them out of curiosity (my curiosity will kill me someday xD wahehehe)
Are there? Besides, you know, BExBOY mangaka and such that DO yaoi for their manga? Hmm... I'd like to see it, too... because curiosity killed the cat... and luckily, I'm human...
Take your time ^_^ I'm not forcing you to do it anywayz >_> . . ^^;
It is my goal to post at least one fic every week...! It helps my juices flow... ::nods:: It's sad I put fics I want to do on my request list, too... It just keeps things orderly.
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Date: 2006-07-30 02:17 am (UTC)Specific details of such manga are too frightening to remember xD
It is my goal to post at least one fic every week...! It helps my juices flow... ::nods:: It's sad I put fics I want to do on my request list, too... It just keeps things orderly.
Ah, okayz ^_^
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Date: 2006-09-08 07:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-12-03 06:05 am (UTC)Also, really great depiction of Renji/Ichigo interaction. That is exactly what they would do if they were both into Byakun!! hahahaha love it
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Date: 2009-12-03 06:12 am (UTC)...but how did you even find this >_>;;;;;;
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Date: 2009-12-03 06:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-12-03 06:17 am (UTC)Holy crap that long?no subject
Date: 2009-12-03 06:19 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-12-03 06:29 am (UTC)The next part is here (http://kageisuke.livejournal.com/42449.html).
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Date: 2009-12-03 06:37 am (UTC)