Sometimes work just amuses me

[kageisuke]

Random tidbits from work:

Me: The schedule isn't done yet. B|
Kitchen Manager: Actually it is.
Me: No it's not. It isn't posted.
Kitchen Manager: That doesn't mean it's not done.
Me: Yes it does. It isn't done until it's posted, we've looked at it, and complained about it.
Kitchen Manager: *laughs* That was a good one.
Me: I've gotta get one in every day.

And the BEST one EVER. We have a fire station right around the corner, and recently, they've been coming in and getting sandwich meat for lunch. This saturday, I was rolling.

T: So, you're not supposed to soak wood in gasoline and put it in your fireplace, are you?
Fireman: .......WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
T: I didn't. My step dad/father-in-law [something I forgot] did. Told him it was stupid.
Fireman: Yeah, you shouldn't ever do that. Gasoline is dangerous and highly flammable.
T: Told him. And Imma report him, too. :[ It was wet, and he soak it in gas then put it int he fireplace.
Fireman: Is he in ____ County?
T: No, he's in the city.
Fireman: Oh good \o

Me: *laughing forever*

His face. Oh, man, it was PRICELESS. It reminded me of all of those interwebz motivation and memes. The look of 'ARE YOU STUPID' on his face, even if it wasn't her. Aaa, humanity sometimes isn't fit for life.

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Comments

[taintedkibou.livejournal.com]

Last time I checked, wood burns on its own. Why do you think houses go up like "FWOOM"~ o.o

I have so much verbal exchanges at work that leave people rolling and leave me looking like "...what did I say that was funny? o.o"
Apparently I've got my dad's wits and quick tongue >.>;

*jab* You've met me. Do I? XD

Come take my political science test for me :s

[kageisuke.livejournal.com]

*snooorts* I would agree with you, except have you ever TRIED to light a log on fire? We tried earlier this fall, and it took us, oh, 1-2 hours before the log even lit up. And by then I had to go home XD

Yeah, me, too. I do it a lot, and I'm like e___e okay people, not that funny.

I don't know much/anything about PoliSci, so I would fail it for you \o/

[crimsonstarroad.livejournal.com]

you were rolling?

or you were *TROLLING*~

[kageisuke.livejournal.com]

I don't troll. What you talkin' 'bout. =3=