Why don't people LISTEN to me?

[kageisuke]

Okay, so I basically just vented this out at Ari, but I'm going to say it all again here anyway, Because it really annoys and frustrates the hell out of me.


I love my grandmother, but I hate going shopping with her. She always buys me stuff I don't want/need. I don't say 'No, I don't want any' for my health. I say it because I don't fucking want it.

Now I have an entire chicken. A box of crackers. And a box of poptarts I don't want. Not little boxes. But Sam's Club size. 36 poptarts. 32 packs of crackers. And a chicken that was probably given hormone suppositories because there's no way it can get that big naturally at the age they slaughter those bad boys. She said 'I'll give you half =D' and I was like 'No. I don't want any chicken. I'm tired of chicken.' And so she buys it, and then leaves the WHOLE THING here at the house.

I didn't want half. Much less the whole goddamn thing.

Just. So frustrating when people don't listen to you. Just because I like it doesn't mean I want any. When I say No I fuckin mean No. Not 'Yes, I want some, but I'm saying No because I don't want you to buy it for me'. It's 'No, I don't want any. And I definitely don't want you to buy it for me because I don't fucking want any.'

I know she loves me, and she wants me to eat, but I eat. I'm not going hungry. I'm just eating better because I can't splurge on useless shit. If she really wanted to help me, she should have bought a giant bag of vegetables instead of diabetes covered in frosting.

Comments

[wizard-knight.livejournal.com]

Gimme the crackers! =D

[kageisuke.livejournal.com]

No. =| I'm going to eat them. But I would totally chuck the poptarts and chicken at you.

[wizard-knight.livejournal.com]

I don't like poptarts, they aren't toaster strudels. 8( And the chicken will be cold.

Gimme at least some of the crackers! /o/

[kageisuke.livejournal.com]

Toaster strudels are more trouble than they're worth. With only 6 in a box for 2.50.Tasty, but too pricey for not being filling.

If there are any left. More likely, if I remember to bring some for you. I'll bring them to eat at the rally.

[wizard-knight.livejournal.com]

Toaster strudels are more filling that poptarts, also they have the advantage of not being repulsive. Also why would it be diabeetus covered in frosting, the frosting contributes to the diabeetus.

:3 Yaaaaaay.

[kageisuke.livejournal.com]

Barely. Frosting covered in diabetes? Diabetes with a vallina frosting center? What =|?

[aristastarfyr.livejournal.com]

The imagery is glorious. "Diabetes covered in frosting"

[kageisuke.livejournal.com]

With sprinkles of blood clots.

[sannask.livejournal.com]

heh : x. i too don't like poptarts. not so much for the unhealthy factor, but i just don't like how they taste : x.

consider calling a nearby church and asking if they have a food closet, or if they can recommend one and you can get rid of the poptarts? IDK what to do with the chicken tho : x.

[kageisuke.livejournal.com]

I like poptarts, but I just didn't want a huge ass box of them.

This is true. Hmmm. I have a church next door, too. I was going to toss them at my sister. She likes them. =o=

[sannask.livejournal.com]

also a good plan!

[taintedkibou.livejournal.com]

instead of diabetes covered in frosting.

*found that phrase the most lulz-worthy* xD It sounds like something I would use~

I'd help you eat the chicken, but... it'd probably take two weeks. Take some to work for lunch, eat for dinner. Take some to work for lunch... eat for dinner... get tired f chicken *not really likely...*

[kageisuke.livejournal.com]

I'm tired of baked/roasted chicken. Which is why I didn't want it and told her so. But nooooo.

[taintedkibou.livejournal.com]

Haaaa, ah. For me, I'm not really into fried chicken, so I'll do the baked/roasted *has some right nao* 8D

[kageisuke.livejournal.com]

I'm tired of chicken of all kinds D< So it doesn't matter if it's baked or fried DX

[taintedkibou.livejournal.com]

How 'bout a rooster? XDD;

[kageisuke.livejournal.com]

Still chicken!

And are you coming up for Anime USA?

[taintedkibou.livejournal.com]

Well, I scribbled it on the "message board of vacation places", and it's still there, so... yeah? XD;

[kageisuke.livejournal.com]

...message board of vacation places? At work or at home =|?

[taintedkibou.livejournal.com]

It's like a magnetized, 8x11 size dry erase board that goes on the fridge, so at home. Messages get scrawled on there. i.e.: my sister went to Vegas, and I commented on her note "can I come~?" come back the next day, she commented on mine: "Sure. Lavelle won't mind" xD we're dorks~

[kageisuke.livejournal.com]

Aaa, I see. Pffft. Family message scrawlings.

[hitzusin.livejournal.com]

Does she ever ask 'so how was that ## that I bought you?' or 'Did you eat those ##?'. And if she does you can say "No, I gave it away because I didn't want it. Just like I said when we were shopping. I said no and I meant it. I appreciate it, but it wasn't what I wanted so I gave it to someone who did."

[kageisuke.livejournal.com]

Pft. I've tried. I have tried every way imaginable aside from throwing it out the window and yet STILL.