Chuck Norris' jeans do not need washing. Chuck Norris' jeans clean themselves by glaring at any dirt, sweat, grass stains, and other sundry grime and threatening them with roundhouse kicks if they don't leave the jeans immediately. Chuck Norris' jeans are so effective that if you leave Chuck Norris' jeans in a pile of dirty laundry overnight, in the morning the entire pile of laundry will be sparkling clean, have hung itself on hanger, and be perfectly pressed where applicable.
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