New beginnings...

Okay. First, because I snorted [read: laughed my ass off]: Obama Calls Kanye a Jackass. Oh. el oh el.

Just read the comments.

Next, True Blood Season Finale. Eh. I knew what was going to happen, just not how. What I was really actually watching it for was to see what evil. ass. cliffhanger. they were going to pull in the last few minutes. Oh, they pulled one. I was kind of surprised as who else died though... They always get the short end of the stick. MAN.

Ahaha, I fucking LOVED this song. \o



Ignore the power rangers XD Though we do all know the original rainbow sucked =o= Leaves to watch True Blood

Happy Moments. What am I? Four days behind? Let's say these are the last four days, because I didn't bother counting...

Happy moment. My mother ISN'T being changed to a different shift and keeps her current job. Turns out they were breaking regulations and were stopped. For now. =_=

I found an LJ layout I like that I can use for the images I colored from Eureka. I'll need another image to stretch it out or just do different crops. I'll see.

Vash being slapped in the face with intestines. THAT made me laugh so hard. Ari is so damn cruel. XD

Hrm. WATCHMAN. I saw it last night. It makes me happy. Why?

1. The Comedian. Funny for all the wrong reasons. Why do I like the assholes? ♥ When he jumped out of the helicopter and was like, 'Alright. Move. :| *backhanding and shooting people*
2. Fight Scenes. The scene in the jail? |D Mmmmm.
3. Special effects get! \o/ They always make me happy when they're shiny.

Oo. Event times. Now to get off my lazy ass! Or is that get ON my lazy ass, since I have to sit in front of my computer when I get home instead of wandering around the house? Hrm.

First lawl:



Second lawl:

Ana (12:40:48 AM): Right. Blaine, Itachi, Genesis, Byakuya. I'm seeing four-way here.
Me (12:41:07 AM): XD
Me (12:41:10 AM): I see playercest XD
Ana (12:41:13 AM): God, that's too many legs.
Me (12:41:15 AM): XD
Me (12:41:20 AM): WTF. Too many legs?
Me (12:41:26 AM): There's only 12
Ana (12:41:33 AM): ...
Me (12:41:35 AM): |D~
Ana (12:41:44 AM): The fuck did you get 12 from.
Me (12:41:51 AM): They have 3 legs.
Ana (12:41:58 AM): /COVERS MOUTH
Ana (12:42:02 AM): You did not just go there.
Me (12:42:03 AM): XD
Me (12:42:07 AM): Oh. I did.
Ana (12:42:10 AM): :x
Me (12:42:11 AM): *went there*
Ana (12:42:15 AM): :x
Me (12:42:22 AM): *dies*
Ana (12:42:23 AM): That was so bad.
Ana (12:42:37 AM): You're so bad. I can't be friends with you anymore.
Ana (12:42:42 AM): Even I'm not that bad.
Me (12:43:36 AM): Hahah
Me (12:43:43 AM): It was just... too good to pass up
Ana (12:43:50 AM): No, I'm disturbed now.
Ana (12:43:56 AM): Even the playercest wasn't that bad.
Ana (12:44:12 AM): /quietly cries
Me (12:44:20 AM): XD
Me (12:44:27 AM): *strokes* It was funny.

AND NOW. TO GO TO SLEEP. [after ignoring my html fail]

What the heeeellll is up with my computer? I have ANOTHER trojan! I either had them before and never knew or they just suddenly discovered me. Son of a bitch! Have to burn this shit with FIRE.

Otherwise, everything is fine. Except that's a lie. My mother shrank yet another one of my sweaters. Line Dry. LINE DRY. WRRRRYYYY. I have NEVER shrunken something in the dryer. Ever. Not pants. Not sweaters. Not my clothes. Not her clothes. Nothing. And yet whenever she asks me for a certain color to wash so she has a full load, because laaawd forgive us for using the large or HEY even medium setting on our washer, I am filled with dread upon handing over my clothing for fear of shrinkage. It's taken me a few months to get clothes for work. I'd been wearing the same things to work in a revolving schedule of about 2 weeks. Then Christmas season came and I walked away with lots of new stuff for the new year so I wouldn't freeze to death. :| I might anyway, if they all end up being belly tops, and then I couldn't wear them to work ANYWAY.

Fail.

Total count. 2 Pairs of paints. Somewhere between 3-5 shirts.

GRAGH. She wouldn't shrink so many if they didn't end up her size. D< Then she recycles them from me and has new stuff to wear. Damn my long legs!

Work related: Oh man. VDOT is about to start up. Once I have the contact list, I'm gonna be JETTIN up a STORM. aka e-mailing shitloads of people. We're supposed to start on the 26th. 8D;;; *needs mental assistance*

Home related: I have started gelling ALL of my paperwork together. ALL of it that has been spread around my room for years now. I have a plastic bin than can hold hanging folders and I'm going to file all of that shit away. So far, I've done the paystubs [that I've found] for my current and last job. Started on my school loan papers, and have at least organized everything else into piles. Once I finish that, my desk will be cleaned off! Thank kami-sama. Then I can hook in my new speakers and leave them on my desk beside my monitor without fear of the JUNK pushing it off. That's why my old ones are on the floor beneath my desk. Once of them doesn't even work...

Books: I finished Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy series. I was amused. Arthur has shittastic luck, how 'bout that? I started AND finished [in about 3 days] Obsidian Butterfly. The next in the Anita Blake series.

.............EDWARD IS AWESOMETASTIC. And no, not sparkly Edward. I'm talking sociopathic, assassin for hire, lycanthrope hunting, vampire hating Edward~ The book was aaaallllll about him. *cries softly* It was amazing 8DDD He amuses the SHIT out of me and having a book full of him was the best thing ever. I missed the other characters, but no one holds a candle to Edward, unless it's Jason and his perversions that will ONE DAY get his ass killed by Jean Claude. Or hell. Richard. He always puts his hands where they don't belong~ Then there's Asher and Damian and -*stutters to a halt* Oh fuck me. :| I'll stop rambling. Next on my list is The Green Mile. It should be at the library today~

A+ Cert: Okay. It's past time to start this up, for seriously. I have to get a schedule together. I need to cut back on RPing, and that's kinda sad because I JUST started getting back into it again. Enjoying it again after a time of just feeling so BLAH. I guess I'll use it as a reward for good habits? Or something.

I also must say hooray for freedom \o/ Sometimes, when people let you go you should feel it's a blessing and not a curse. Or it could be both, who knows. Either way, time to buck up and get my ass in gear. I also must latch on tighter. My f-list, you cannot escape me =DDD

Story: Stalled. I was hoping it would go on for a while even once November was over, but nope. I hit the author's block that I had to force myself through before. Now it's like I don't have that motivation. I think I'm going to go back and start adding information. I need to do it anyway and trying to write more at the moment just isn't going anywhere. I think I have the uniforms stabilized, so now I can add all of those details to the writing. Rings, earrings, I'm just not as detail oriented as I wish I was because I forget those things all the time. My observation skills are obviously not going towards human interactions. Faaiiil~

Geh. Back to work. Orders to do, and TONS of sign-offs I have to finish. TONS. The stack is, like, 1.5 times my middle finger high. *sobs* And that was not including the small stack I took off to do today. *throws self down stairs* Somebody help me T^T

So, yeah... Family is over for the holidays, and yet I'm being the most active I've been in RP for months now. I must be trying to escape.

Besides the joys of us all in one place and joking around, the other benefit is food. Glorious food~

What food you ask? I'll just list all the shit we had for dinner on Saturday.



Hellz yeah, I was a bloated tick. Didn't have to eat for the rest of the night... AND I saved enough ribs for lunch today~ *so happy* And it's almost lunch tiiiime~

I feel like I'm forgetting something though... I'm not even going into the drinks. *waves that off*

Men's Mid-Life Crises Now the Fault of Feminism.

I lawl. This article is old [done on the 4th] but we know I'm slow.

Anyway, I kinda don't see how that's the case. People are getting married and having children LATER. The 20s for most men can easily be dedicated to being an ass and being selfish and doing all those horrible things you want to do without worrying about the consequences until later. Hell, women can do it, too, now. So I'm trying to figure this one out...

mspaint_lol = WIN

IN THEATERS SOON...
Oh Twilight. We'll never stop making fun of it.

NEVER.

Hmmm. I like RPattz. XD I dunno why. Maybe cus I like Diggory? BUT what the HELL is up with his hair?

But, I like him anyway. XD He's like, "I don't get it. :| The insanity around this story." Later on Fan: "I came from Brazil~" and he's like ....ohwtfiswrongwithyoupeople expression XD *pats the man* "The second book is my favorite book. I'm hardly in it, but..." XDDDDDDDDDD Oh, they'll write you in or something /o/

Anyway. Am I a Twatlighter now? I think it's just amusing the hell out of me, good or bad.

I just came back from seeing Twilight.

I liked it.

It was HILARIOUS.

Added Bonus! The sponsered link in g-mail when I opened up the comments:

"Finished Twilight? - www.houseofnightseries.com - Our vampyres don't sparkle, But the sure do shine!"

I'm sorry to add to all of the OH YAY PRESIDENT ELECTION IS OVER but this was funny.

For all the pro democratic things I post in, here's some democratic stupid.