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mIRC took over my life for a total of 7 hours yesterday... From about 10pm Sunday night to 5am this morning, I was downloading and, more importantly, talking up a storm. I think I would have died today if I didn't force myself to take a 3 hour nap... But, getting back to it...
I started talking to random people, just butting into the conversation after watching for a while, and I was accepted. Woo! Then, it all went downhill from there... I met Lee-senpai, I call him that because he's been on IRC for a week and a half more than I have... >_< He's younger than me though... Then, all sorts of other people... like Asahu-chan came in... and Yoka-chan...
Let me tell you something... Once they came in, the conversation went really fast and hours pasted by like minutes... I didn't say anything about my sex, but they immediately labeled me 'man' which is good, right? My masulinity shows through even on the internet! Bwahahaha! Actually, one of them thought it was because my name ended in -suke... Which is techinically, a boys name ending... If I had gone by Kageko, not only would it sound diflicted, I would be nuetered... >_< So, yeah...
Asahu-chan is actually a boy... and 13 years old, living in Cali... He asked me why I didn't call him -kun, because he was old enough, and I don't remember what I said. All I know is that I refused to call him -kun... So, the spiteful little brat tacked on -tan to the end of my name. Little bastard is cute though, so I'll allow it... He's the only one I'll allow to call me Kage-tan... As insulting as I find it... and the reason I find it insulting is because it sound suspiciously like -chan, and I don't know if -tan is really a suffix people use... ::grumbles::
Yoka-chan is in NY. I assume she's 17, because she never specified her age, and is still illegal for me... ⌐_⌐ She reveled in that fact whenever it seemed like I was hitting on her. She, and everyone else it seems, labeled me a pedophile as well... ::sighs:: She asked me if I was hitting on Asahu-chan... And I was like... =_= Don't say things like that... I just enjoy teasing him is all... She just went 'Uh huh'... But he was really fun to tease, and a lot of it just seemed to go over his head... >_< He *is* only 13, but I was also 13 by the time I was corrupted. Haven't looked back since, except to recall how boring those times were...
Hm... Anyway, the conversation just switched to lots of other things. Naruto, Bleach, and it of course wondered into Yaoi country. I found it really hilarious that even though I was talking about guys being hot [girls too when they came across], no one questioned if I was gay... Maybe they were just thinking it in their heads... but I doubt either Asahu-chan or Yoka-chan would have held it in... They both seem blunt that way...
I have both Asahu-chan and Yoka-chan's names on my AIM buddy list... That resulted because Asahu-chan wanted to send me a song file... I threatened to kill him if it had a virus in it, and he was like, 'But it's just an mp3!'. Poor naive little bastard... I wanted to strangle him sometimes... But, Yoka-chan also wanted the song, so after lots of trial and error, I managed to get her IM and sent a reply... The conversation started off fine, but at 4am, my mind quickly wondered into the dirtier aspects as did the conversation in IRC... Keeping track of both was a little hard though, because me and Yoka-chan would talk about something completely different than what was in IRC and keep two different conversations going...
In IRC though, nincow was pissing me off to no end... I don't mind a good yaoi story, but he/she was completely spamming the board... ⌐_⌐ Bastard... And Asahu-chan, poor little sponge, was soaking up every last bit of it... By the end of the night he was well corrupted... I guess I'm just mad that I didn't get to do it. Oh well... I can teach him the facts of life later...
Yes, and in the end, I didn't go to bed until 5:15-5:30am because those two kept me up... It was only 2am over there in Cali, so the little punk was better off than me, and Yoka-chan had already quit IRC... Anyway, I hadn't said anything in IRC for a while and Asahu-chan's reponse was 'Kage-tan is gone, so I'm going to go now' and left... just like that... 0.o It was cute, but the fact that I keep describing him as cute makes it apparent why they were all calling me a pedophile... I do wish I had seen the link to his picture. He kept calling himself ugly, and everyone was like 'No no! you're cute!' and I wouldn't have been able to tell the difference without a picture... Even with a picture, should I have called him cute? ::cringe::
In our IM conversation, he said he was 5'7" and 180 pounds... He's fucking 13... Damn kids over there grow like weeds... He asked me if being overweight meant he was fat. I was like, 'Damn. Is that what they think at that age?'. I told him he wasn't fat and that once he hit puberty he'd turn into a stud. He was like, a stud? And I corrected and said handsome. He still was like, urk? Might have scared him then. Oh well...
Then, going back to Yoka-chan, I told her about what Asahu-chan said about being fat. She asked me if I wouldn't talk to her if she got fat. I said something vulgar along the lines of 'Even if you were fat, I would fuck you either way'. She said it wasn't as bad as I made it out to be when I asked her if she minded me saying something ditry. If she were able to read my mind, she would have beat the shit out of me... Seriously... beat me to death, and with good reason.
Now is a bad time to rate this journal rated R, isn't it?
Anyway, all of my thoughts started with, 'I'm going to put your ankles behind your head and...' Just insert any profanities or indecent behaviors after that and it would be about right. I'm such a pervert...
After we got over that, she prodded me to go to bed so that I could go to work in the morning... She really tried to force me into it, but I was reluctant because I didn't want to not talk to her again... Then, she said that fate would decide if we were meant to be friends or not. I told her she was cruel, but she just said fate's the master... pretty much... ::sighs:: Cruel. Anyway, it's almost 5 am AGAIN... Hell... So I'm going to wrap up this post... Jeez. I talk more than a schoolgirl...
Owari. Kage. Yoka-cha~n...! How have you been? It's been a while since I molested your mind...
I started talking to random people, just butting into the conversation after watching for a while, and I was accepted. Woo! Then, it all went downhill from there... I met Lee-senpai, I call him that because he's been on IRC for a week and a half more than I have... >_< He's younger than me though... Then, all sorts of other people... like Asahu-chan came in... and Yoka-chan...
Let me tell you something... Once they came in, the conversation went really fast and hours pasted by like minutes... I didn't say anything about my sex, but they immediately labeled me 'man' which is good, right? My masulinity shows through even on the internet! Bwahahaha! Actually, one of them thought it was because my name ended in -suke... Which is techinically, a boys name ending... If I had gone by Kageko, not only would it sound diflicted, I would be nuetered... >_< So, yeah...
Asahu-chan is actually a boy... and 13 years old, living in Cali... He asked me why I didn't call him -kun, because he was old enough, and I don't remember what I said. All I know is that I refused to call him -kun... So, the spiteful little brat tacked on -tan to the end of my name. Little bastard is cute though, so I'll allow it... He's the only one I'll allow to call me Kage-tan... As insulting as I find it... and the reason I find it insulting is because it sound suspiciously like -chan, and I don't know if -tan is really a suffix people use... ::grumbles::
Yoka-chan is in NY. I assume she's 17, because she never specified her age, and is still illegal for me... ⌐_⌐ She reveled in that fact whenever it seemed like I was hitting on her. She, and everyone else it seems, labeled me a pedophile as well... ::sighs:: She asked me if I was hitting on Asahu-chan... And I was like... =_= Don't say things like that... I just enjoy teasing him is all... She just went 'Uh huh'... But he was really fun to tease, and a lot of it just seemed to go over his head... >_< He *is* only 13, but I was also 13 by the time I was corrupted. Haven't looked back since, except to recall how boring those times were...
Hm... Anyway, the conversation just switched to lots of other things. Naruto, Bleach, and it of course wondered into Yaoi country. I found it really hilarious that even though I was talking about guys being hot [girls too when they came across], no one questioned if I was gay... Maybe they were just thinking it in their heads... but I doubt either Asahu-chan or Yoka-chan would have held it in... They both seem blunt that way...
I have both Asahu-chan and Yoka-chan's names on my AIM buddy list... That resulted because Asahu-chan wanted to send me a song file... I threatened to kill him if it had a virus in it, and he was like, 'But it's just an mp3!'. Poor naive little bastard... I wanted to strangle him sometimes... But, Yoka-chan also wanted the song, so after lots of trial and error, I managed to get her IM and sent a reply... The conversation started off fine, but at 4am, my mind quickly wondered into the dirtier aspects as did the conversation in IRC... Keeping track of both was a little hard though, because me and Yoka-chan would talk about something completely different than what was in IRC and keep two different conversations going...
In IRC though, nincow was pissing me off to no end... I don't mind a good yaoi story, but he/she was completely spamming the board... ⌐_⌐ Bastard... And Asahu-chan, poor little sponge, was soaking up every last bit of it... By the end of the night he was well corrupted... I guess I'm just mad that I didn't get to do it. Oh well... I can teach him the facts of life later...
Yes, and in the end, I didn't go to bed until 5:15-5:30am because those two kept me up... It was only 2am over there in Cali, so the little punk was better off than me, and Yoka-chan had already quit IRC... Anyway, I hadn't said anything in IRC for a while and Asahu-chan's reponse was 'Kage-tan is gone, so I'm going to go now' and left... just like that... 0.o It was cute, but the fact that I keep describing him as cute makes it apparent why they were all calling me a pedophile... I do wish I had seen the link to his picture. He kept calling himself ugly, and everyone was like 'No no! you're cute!' and I wouldn't have been able to tell the difference without a picture... Even with a picture, should I have called him cute? ::cringe::
In our IM conversation, he said he was 5'7" and 180 pounds... He's fucking 13... Damn kids over there grow like weeds... He asked me if being overweight meant he was fat. I was like, 'Damn. Is that what they think at that age?'. I told him he wasn't fat and that once he hit puberty he'd turn into a stud. He was like, a stud? And I corrected and said handsome. He still was like, urk? Might have scared him then. Oh well...
Then, going back to Yoka-chan, I told her about what Asahu-chan said about being fat. She asked me if I wouldn't talk to her if she got fat. I said something vulgar along the lines of 'Even if you were fat, I would fuck you either way'. She said it wasn't as bad as I made it out to be when I asked her if she minded me saying something ditry. If she were able to read my mind, she would have beat the shit out of me... Seriously... beat me to death, and with good reason.
Now is a bad time to rate this journal rated R, isn't it?
Anyway, all of my thoughts started with, 'I'm going to put your ankles behind your head and...' Just insert any profanities or indecent behaviors after that and it would be about right. I'm such a pervert...
After we got over that, she prodded me to go to bed so that I could go to work in the morning... She really tried to force me into it, but I was reluctant because I didn't want to not talk to her again... Then, she said that fate would decide if we were meant to be friends or not. I told her she was cruel, but she just said fate's the master... pretty much... ::sighs:: Cruel. Anyway, it's almost 5 am AGAIN... Hell... So I'm going to wrap up this post... Jeez. I talk more than a schoolgirl...
Owari. Kage. Yoka-cha~n...! How have you been? It's been a while since I molested your mind...
