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Kageisuke ([personal profile] kageisuke) wrote2006-10-30 10:03 pm
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Bleach Quickies : Potluck #1

This is the first of my two part post. The second one should be in a few days.

Character: Urahara/Renji
Prompt: pirate
Words: 162

He heard the 'step, plunk, step, plunk' of something moving down the hall. Renji turned around and ogled at the strangely dressed –more than usual- shop owner picking his way across the floor with a peg leg –Where's the *rest* of his leg go?- and boot.

"Avast yee matey~!" He said with a smile, adjusting fake parrot on his shoulder. Renji eyed him. "What are you?"

Renji suddenly got depressed. "Rukia put me in this prep-school outfit." He adjusted the leather gloves. He reached up to scratch his head and encountered the hat. He made a face.

Urahara looked up at it. "Such a nice hat~" he trailed off. "Fuck."

"Wh-What?"

"I tend to listen to what hats tell me, and yours says 'Fuck'." Urahara took a step forward, a menacing plunk resounded through the hall.

"Aa, aa wait! Urahara-san-"

"I spy some prime booty~! ♥"

All Renji could do was fall as the pirate pounced on him to made his claim.

Character: Urahara/Orihime
Prompt: candy
Words: 112

Orihime shuddered and tried to push down her hips. The voice above her 'tsked' softly and she gave a small whimper. "You're being a bad girl, Inoue-san, I told you not to move~!♥" She could see the little heart at the end of his sentences as his fingers tortured her.

"U-Urahara-san!" she squeaked as his other fingers tweaked a nipple.

He smiled gently down at her as his hat feel off his head and plopped down directly onto hers. When she moved it, she saw his hand come up to his mouth, finger dripping. She blushed. It intensified when he slid a tongue across the tips and grinned, "As sweet as candy."

Character: Renji/Lisa
Prompt: trick-or-treat, jack-o-lantern
Words: 177

Renji knew he was way to old to be doing this, but as he ran up to the next house, a warehouse to be precise, he really didn't care because he was having fun. Not every day you can dress up like some idiot and get free candy, so why not? He knocked on the large door. He waited a moment and it rolled upwards.

"Trick-or-" his mouth fell open as a pig-tailed girl with glasses looked out at him. Two pasties of pumpkins covered her nipples and he couldn't tear his eyes away to notice she was looking him up and down. "-Treat?" he said belatedly.

She smiled. "Aren't you a cute little boy?" she mused, smirk on her features as she looked down. "Don't look too little though."

Renji's mouth gaped.

"Reach into the jack-o-lantern for your treat," she smiled, pointing down.

"Jack-o-?" His eyes followed her finger and eyed the jack-o-lanterns adorning a pair of panties.

"Well?"

He smiled a little nervously as he reached forward. And *this* was why he loved strange holidays…

[identity profile] xiao-huli-chan.livejournal.com 2006-10-30 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Firstly, OHMYGOD YOU WROTE RENJI/RISA PR0N WITHOUT ME ASKING FOR IT!!! *heaaaaaaarts you* xDDDDD

I love you kagei, I really really do!! *sparkles*

Urahara/Renji, xD Urahara is a MAN-WHORE! LOL!!!
Seplling error here though.
All Renji could do was fall as the pirate pounced on him to made/make his claim.

Urahara/Orihime, OOOH. I'm jealous of Orihime!!! >A< xD

Overall, GREAT JOB! Halloween just got better. <3

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! *glomp*

[identity profile] kageisuke.livejournal.com 2006-10-31 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Funny thing is, the spelling error, I corected it... AFTER i had pasted it from the original document, so yeah... ::sighs:: Oh well. ::waves around:: Thank you! And RenRiza is waaay to amusing to pass up anyway. She *is* the porn lady.

[identity profile] xiao-huli-chan.livejournal.com 2006-10-31 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
Hahaha. Funny. xD

Oh yes, Risa "is" the pr0n lady. *w*
8D

[identity profile] ilychluna.livejournal.com 2006-10-31 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
Urahara Whore! I love him! I do! You make me so happy Kagei. Great job!

Happy Halloween dear! PS: You should write Ken/Uno and Ren/Him pron too. ♥

[identity profile] kageisuke.livejournal.com 2006-10-31 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
::laughs:: And I just watched those episodes of Naruto! So I know the exact moment her boobs were in that shot! >_< ::total dork::

I still should have more Urahara, sooooo... ::chuckles:: The idea of my writing Keno/Uno hurts my brain!

[identity profile] ilychluna.livejournal.com 2006-10-31 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
*laughs*

Urahara is teh SMEX! and we know that.

Why is it killing you? *pats you pervertedly*

[identity profile] kageisuke.livejournal.com 2006-10-31 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
He's a whore..

Cus I can't think of them porny! Evil!fluff, yes.

[identity profile] akuni.livejournal.com 2006-10-31 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Urahara is such a slut... :P

Fun! :D

[identity profile] pink-doom.livejournal.com 2006-10-31 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
oh my god...... ::falls on the floor and dies from water loss by over drooling. Also starts a house fire by the sparks from the drool-cover key board catching on fire and buring the house::

[identity profile] shortitude.livejournal.com 2006-11-11 12:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I THINK I'M PREGNANT!!! I can't believe you listened to what I told you!!! Whah! So much love!!! So SO SO MUCH LOVE!!!

[identity profile] kageisuke.livejournal.com 2006-11-12 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
Why wouldn't I? It was a funny idea. :D

[identity profile] cuttingdragon.livejournal.com 2006-11-15 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Urahara is teh smex and GASP! TRIPLETS AGAIN!! *FACEPALM!!*

[identity profile] kageisuke.livejournal.com 2006-11-16 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
::look at icon:: Instant abortion! :D