Ha ha ha!

[kageisuke]

Ne, ne, I shouldn't feed crack to MooChi-nee-san~!

( Yaoi Crack Parody Thingies under the fake cut)

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[acdragonmaster.livejournal.com]

Sou.

*idly wonders if she could pull off drawing all the characters in appropriate outfits...*

[kageisuke.livejournal.com]

::also wonders:: If I could draw the characters, I'd be tempted to, but I haven't ever and have no desire to try. I have my own character designs to standardize.

[acdragonmaster.livejournal.com]

The question is, though, would Kenpachi still have the eyepatch and the bells?

[kageisuke.livejournal.com]

Eyepath yes, bells no. No reiatsu either. Not even guns. Only people who have guns would be La Esapada cus that bastard is an asshole.

[acdragonmaster.livejournal.com]

So then he's actually missing an eye?

Naw, everyone can have guns, just they have the nasty ones.

[kageisuke.livejournal.com]

I don't know if he's missing one or if he's just blind in that eye and thinks the eyepatch makes him look more badass. Either way, he HAS to have the eyepatch. Details later.

I try to not put guns cus I have a tendancy to kill people off early... or at least fuck them up injure them repeatedly. Besides, you want Ichigo AND Renji AND Hitsugaya to have guns? Hell, Ikkaku with a GUN? Talk about no survival instincts...

[acdragonmaster.livejournal.com]

Yeah... but on the other hand if everyone's using like knives and stuff the fights and injuries would tend to get really ugly...

[kageisuke.livejournal.com]

As if gunshot wounds aren't bad? Besides, I wanted to put a difference between what they had been doing in the beginning, to the really REAL seriousness later when that bastard comes in. I don't want it to be 'Let's join forces because it'll be easier' I want it to be 'We HAVE to join forces or else we'll DIE'

[acdragonmaster.livejournal.com]

Gunshot wounds generally aren't as likely to leave people all sliced up or with pieces cut off or whatever...

[kageisuke.livejournal.com]

No, but they are more likely to kill, giving the situation a much harder edge later. Both wounds suck...

[acdragonmaster.livejournal.com]

They'll only kill if they hit the right spot, and that's a small bullet with a lot of target space...

Knife fights would get ugly, though. >_< Though I suppose there's always fist-fighting, until someone brings out the brass knuckles...

[kageisuke.livejournal.com]

Guns? You can bleed to death even if you *didn't* hit a vital point. And the size of the bullet, exploding tips, all those things make it more dangerous, and I don't want to have to start research immediately.

They would all totally have brass knuckles, and I think Hitsugaya's would be the nastiest ones.

[acdragonmaster.livejournal.com]

Brass knuckles and hidden knives and yeah. >_<

Though Ikkaku would totally have a bokken.

[kageisuke.livejournal.com]

Matsumoto should have a stun gun. ::laughs::

Ikkaku should have a bokken AND a baseball bat. ::snerks:: He'll be the overkill one.

[acdragonmaster.livejournal.com]

...or just two bokken. And wield them two-sword style like MUSASHI.

[kageisuke.livejournal.com]

Bwahaha. He has to have two though. What about Hitsugaya? I want him to have a special pair of brass knuckles that had an inscription in them, so whenever you get punched, it leaves it on your face. He'd also name them. Hmmm...

[acdragonmaster.livejournal.com]

....that is so very random. And would Hitsugaya even be able to REACH peoples' faces?

[kageisuke.livejournal.com]

As soon as they lean down to taunt him about his height PUNCH TO DA FAISE. I don't think he'll have any qualms about a punch to the gut either.

[acdragonmaster.livejournal.com]

This is true.

...but still leaves the mental image of the classic someone holding him at arm's length while he flails trying to hit them but unable to reach.

...Hinamori needs to be in there somewhere.

[kageisuke.livejournal.com]

I always wondered why that image holds? I always think ::kick to the nuts:: or ::punches hand up:: slides in for elbow to the gut:: Doing that to Hitsugaya would only make his reaction *more* violent.

I woulnd't put her in the gang. She can be that irritating class rep that always harasses the delinquent student cus she knows he can do better but doesn't?

[acdragonmaster.livejournal.com]

Because usually the kid in question is flailing too much to think of things like that? XD

Oooo, that'd work. She'd be constantly harassing both Renji and Hitsugaya about it... and Kira could be a classmate too, that Renji's always trying to get to come with him and hang out with his gang and yeah. XD

[kageisuke.livejournal.com]

I guess so... Hmmm... Call Hitsu a kid and he might kill you in a violent and bloody way.

::nods:: Yeah, Kira would be a classmate Renji's trying to recruit who's secretly a spy for that bastard and Ichimaru! 0.o ::sees plot threads rearing up to strangle me::

[acdragonmaster.livejournal.com]

.....and he's a spy because he lacks the spine to say no to them? >_>

[kageisuke.livejournal.com]

I don't want to make Kira spineless. I think he should be manipulated and know what he's doing is wrong and be completely UNABLE to help.

...or we could just make him a blind sheep...

[acdragonmaster.livejournal.com]

Hm... manipulated is fun, but he'd still have some loyalty to his friends, wouldn't he?

In canon it's just that he's really badly conflicted and yeah. Almost a milder version of Hinamori's situation.