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Kageisuke ([personal profile] kageisuke) wrote2006-11-12 06:56 pm
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Renji / Ishida NC-17 Lunch Break

Title: Lunch Break
Author/Artist: Kageisuke
Pairing/Characters: Abarai Renji / Ishida Uryuu
Rating: NC-17
Warning(s): pr0n, PWP like woah;
Disclaimer: Kubo-sensei would cry if I actually owned Bleach...
Summary/Notes: This just popped into my head, and since everyone knows Ishida likes red-heads anyway, he gets Renji all to himself this time...

A semi-sequel to : Patience



Ever since that first time Ishida had slept with the 6th dividion fukutaichou, his eyes would occassionally wander over to him while they were in the classroom and he'd have to force himself to look away. He wasn't sure if Abarai noticed it, and he prayed to whatever higher being was up there that he didn't. The memories of that time he'd been thoroughly fucked by the shinigami came to him at the most inopportune times: in class, at home, even while he was having sex with Ichigo. If the orange-haired dumbass ever found that out, he'd get pissy really fast, and they called *him* the bitchy one...

Ishida sighed with relief as the break started and he prepared for lunch. He needed to get outside or else he would go crazy. Kurosaki was looking at him with a calculating expression and he knew what that meant. Before he could even saunter up and ask, Ishida was gone and halfway down the hallway. He walked fast so he could round the corner before Ichigo entered the hallway. A door to his left slammed open and he jumped as a hand reached out and grabbed him.

"What the-" and he was yanked inside and tossed against a desk. His vision was still whirling as he heard the door close, he adjusted his glasses and prepared to stand up straight when a body leaned against him, forcing him back on the desk and his legs to spread to accomidate a lean waist.

"Hey, Quincy," the voice was husky, and deep. Something he'd been hearing in his head more than he'd have liked over the past few days.

Ishida gave Abarai a look as he pushed the frames further up his nose. "Abarai. What do you-"

A finger pressed over his mouth as a familiar barely restrained reiatsu passed by. The idiot still couldn't control it. After it passed, he started again. "What do you think you're doing?"

"You tell me, with your eyes crawling all over my back," Renji answered, eyes drifting down to study the uniform identical to his own except much tidier. "Apparently Ichigo ain't satisfying you all the way."

Ishida jerked. "I am perfectly-"

Renji ground their hips together to bring attention to the beginnings of an erection Ishida had been trying to ignore. "Not a good liar." He reached up and took the glasses from the Quincy's face and set them down on the desk next to the one they were occupying. "We got 15 minutes." He grabbed Ishida's belt and undid it. Ishida said nothing, just looked at him with a slightly miffed expression. As the button on his pants was undone, the boy grabbed Renji's hands.

"We aren't doing it here."

Renji's eyes narrowed a bit as he moved his hand and ground back into the boy. "Don't know about you, but I don't plan on risking someone seeing the tent in my pants in order to find a better location." Ishida gave a soft moan at the contact. "Besides, I saw Ichigo lookin' at you earlier, and if he sees us together," Renji let the thought trail off. "Doubt he's keen on sharin' a second time." His hand went down to Ishida's pants and unzipped them without resistance.

Ishida felt his pants drop around his ankles and found himself suddenly flat on his back. He had been wondering if he was really going to let his happen, but as his boxers were removed and a mouth covered his and shoved in a tongue for him to suck on, he realized he didn't have much of a choice in it anymore. A hand wrapped around his erection and he moaned into the redhead's mouth. A finger pushed in hastily and he gave a soft grunt, but otherwise kept silent. If someone were to see him like this, he'd never live it down. Ever.

As Renji's mouth left his, he stared up at the ceiling and wondered what, exactly, was he doing? In school? On a desk in the chemistry lab, which he had just noticed a second ago as a glass test tube shined in the light from the window. He had refused Ichigo's advances, which wasn't that hard actually, during school hours. Renji was just a different beast all together. A tongue swirled around his nipple and he sucked in a breath. His hand slapped over his mouth as Renji bit down on it lightly, fingers having multiplied to two and were still wiggling around inside him.

The fingers left and he heard a shuffling of clothes. He looked up to see Renji's pants fall down. Apparently, he didn't wear boxers, and why that should surprise him he had no idea. Renji lifted his hand to his face and spit on it before rubbing it over himself.

"That's disgu-" Ishida started to say, but the pressing at his entrance that quickly became an all consuming feeling of discomfort and slight burning pain made him go silent. The hand on his dick that stroked quickly helped to distract him until Renji was buried to the hilt inside of him. Good lord he felt bigger than last time. He squirmed a bit as Renji leaned over him to gauge his expression.

"Sorry, but," he pulled out and carefully watched Ishida's face as he pushed back in. "We ain't got time to be all thorough." Seeing the Quincy had nothing to say, he gave a small grin. "Better keep quiet, Uryuu. 'less you want someone to hear you."

Ishida's brow furrowed. "Stop calling me by my- UMF!" Fingers rammed into his mouth and Renji angled deep into him and slammed forward. Legs flew around his waist as a narrow back arched up. "Aaaa..." He didn't like that satisfied smirk on the shinigami's face. He would have bit his fingers off except he was sucking on them now, trying to prevent the cries from bubbling up. Abarai was hitting every spot at once. Was that even possible? He moaned around the fingers and held desperately on the desk that was scraping across the floor in loud jerks. Somebody HAD to be hearing that and wondering…

Renji growled lowly through his leer. He had to shut the snarky bastard up, and this was the best way. Looking down on that flushed face, there were a lot more things he wanted to do, but there was no time. Even more so he wanted to make him scream, but he was pretty sure Uryuu would kill him if he did, at least if he did so purposefully.

There was a particularly loud scrape then a crashing as the desks rammed into one another. "Shit, too loud."

"Just figure that out-" Ishida said breathlessly, swallowing down another cry. Hands clamped down harder on his hips and Renji thrust in hard, hitting his prostrate and unleashing a loud wail. Ishida brought up both hands to cut himself off in the middle. His toes curled and his eyes rolled up at the intense pleasure. Renji hit it twice more, producing a whimper from the raven-haired boy, before easing off.

Renji could definitely use a few more breaks like this. Even though he was hungry as hell, sex with the tight-assed Quincy won out over his need for food. He could regret it later, after he flipped the boy to his stomach and proceeded to ram into him from behind, desk still clattering against the next one. He panted heavily and reached around to once again stroke the boy's erection.

Ishida gave a small whine as he was flipped, his feet barely touching the floor as Renji was holding him up at the perfect angle. He gave another low moan and clung to the desk. His hips jerked as a hand closed around him and he clamped his mouth shut to try and prevent any more noise. Not that the clanging desks were noisy at all…

Renji thrust in hard and let his hand fall still. The heat and slickness tightened around him was almost too much and he rocked back and forth hurriedly. He came and growled, body shaking with release. He sighed and pulled out, letting Ishida's hips down and allowing his feet to fully touch the ground. He turned the Quincy to face him and bent down to his knees.

Ishida felt Renji's climax and gave his own sigh. A beast that was very similar to Ichigo. He was prepared to finish himself off just to get it over with when he was turned and a steaming hot mouth closed over his cock and he thrust in automatically. "Nnn~"

Renji's head bobbed up and down and Ishida curled forward, hands grabbing at the red-head's back. He gave a choked cry as he came and felt Renji swallow. He had to move back as the shinigami stood. His mouth was captured in a deep kiss for a few seconds before Renji moved away and pulled up his pants.

Looking at the clock, Renji gave a jerk of his head towards Ishida's discarded pants and boxers. "Get dressed, break is almost over." It took Ishida a while to register it, but eventually he was fully clothed and looking as neat as usual, minus a few wrinkles. Renji had been busy fixing the desks and making sure nothing of theirs was left behind. He gave Ishida a smirk as he kissed him again. He purred lowly into the boy's ear, "Thank you for the meal, Uryuu…"

Renji laughed at Ishida's blush as he left the classroom. Composing himself, the Quincy left a minute later, doing final adjustments to his tie.

Once back in the classroom, which took Ishida longer to get to as he tried to walk slowly and keep the slight kink out of his walk, he sat –very carefully- at his desk and managed to avoid looking at Abarai.

Looking completely like the satiated cat, Renji talked with the others and did occasionally give a smirk or two in Ishida's direction. He would definitely be doing that again.

As class ended and Ishida rose, Kurosaki wandered over and leaned on his desk. "Oi, Ishida. I'm comin' over."

Ishida just sighed. He was fully tempted to smash his forehead repeatedly on his desk, but he felt Abarai watching and he wouldn't let him know just how much he'd fucked with his plans. "Whatever, shinigami…" he replied, and Ichigo just grinned.

Ishida plunked his head on the desk anyway as Abarai laughed…

Notes : Seems like this'll keep going, just like all my other so-called one shots. Dammit! Aa well, Ishida is a whore can handle it! Powers of supreme!Uke at 100% YOSH! Anyway, one down… ::cries softly:: Many more to go! ::trudges off::

[identity profile] akuni.livejournal.com 2006-11-13 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
Guuuuuh...

Ishida you whore. :D Sending out those "I'm the ultimate uke, please fuck me!" vibes that make everyone around you want to take a ride on the Uryuu Train!

If you continue this, I think it should be another threeway. Ichigo and Renji should pwn Ishida together. *evil grin*

[identity profile] kageisuke.livejournal.com 2006-11-13 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
::laughs:: Take a ride on the Uryuu Train! That comment is full of WIN! ::cackles::

[identity profile] akuni.livejournal.com 2006-11-13 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you, thank you. *bows*
I've been waiting for a chance to use it somewhere, and I had faith that your LJ would provide the perfect excuse. :D

Wonder what the whistle sounds like when it blows...

*walks off whistling un-innocently*

[identity profile] kageisuke.livejournal.com 2006-11-13 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
::laughing:: My journal does prove opportunities for many strange things! :D

It probably sounds like 'Aaaa!' or 'Uuuugh!' or 'Nyaaaaa!' or many other lewd sounds.

[identity profile] taintedkibou.livejournal.com 2006-11-13 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
I vote for "Aaaa!" XDD

*goes back into the shadows*

[identity profile] gwy.livejournal.com 2006-11-14 12:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Ichigo and Renji should pwn Ishida together. *evil grin*

NOD i am with you on that.

I reallyyyy liked that fic, it was sooo hot. Rawr (i am normally more of an ichigo/renji fan but uhhhh well *grins*)

[identity profile] akuni.livejournal.com 2006-11-14 12:35 pm (UTC)(link)
*grin* Gwy, you knoooow that I'm aaalll about the Renjigo (or as I like to call it when I am begging for requesting fics, 'RenIchiRenIchiRenIchi' ^_^).

But for the purposes of Kage-chan's fun and cracktacularness, I can be a little flexible... bet Ishida can be, too... *whistles*

(Aside: RenIshi doesn't really do anything special for me... but I like teh pr0n!)

[identity profile] gwy.livejournal.com 2006-11-14 01:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I know you are!!! :)

Aside: RenIshi doesn't really do anything special for me... but I like teh pr0n!

yes they ARE hot together uhm though i never though about them together until i read a fic a while back.

*huggles* ♥♥

[identity profile] kageisuke.livejournal.com 2006-11-14 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
::laughs::

The Ultimate!Uke has his wiley vibes attuned to you! ::Wavy arms::

[identity profile] kimper.livejournal.com 2006-11-14 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, when you mentioned the test tubes.... .... *ish naughty-minded*

I kept wondering if Ichigo would catch them and perhaps join! hehe :)

Great job though, Renji smut is awesome. He's like a certified smut slut now, got the certificate and all. And after reading your wish list, we need to find some Renji/Urahara smut or maybe R/U/Ichigo. Ahhhhhhhhh! The possibilities are endless! *Falls over* Great job hun! :) *hugs*

[identity profile] kageisuke.livejournal.com 2006-11-14 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Dirty dirty!

Maybe the next one! Threesomes are tiring!

::laughs:: Feel free to smut up my Christmas~!

This is me SEMESAMA!! I'm RPing and lazy...

[identity profile] cuttingdragon.livejournal.com 2006-11-15 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I love this...and concur with Akuni! *starts chanting threeway, threeway!* X3!!

Instead of "Crazy Train".."Uryuu Train"?....*ponders going karaoke at Otakon..* teehee..

Oh and anooo~ I have had some hard drive problems and can you upload that song again...you know the 'Hold me Now, Hall Mig Nu one...It seems to be lost somewhere...*wibbles*...

Of course it's you... I've been watching the threads...

[identity profile] kageisuke.livejournal.com 2006-11-16 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
D: There's so difficult to write...!

::not going to be dragged along::

Yeah, I can get it for you in a bit...

[identity profile] xiao-huli-chan.livejournal.com 2006-11-20 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG HOT!!!

*drools*

geez girl. you're better than my friends at turning me into a yaoi fangirl! haha.

[identity profile] kageisuke.livejournal.com 2006-11-20 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Bwahahahahaha! My plan is a success!! I'm just good like that. :D

[identity profile] xiao-huli-chan.livejournal.com 2006-11-21 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
DON'T BE SO HAPPY ABOUT IT!!
*whacks j00*

xD