C-Cup holders... ::dies::

[kageisuke]

If you landed in Bleach and screwed things up... by biteme65
Name/Alias/SN:
Your best friend becomes:
You get married to:
But are sleeping with:
You kill:
Who has children with:
You shove Kon's spirit into:
And decide to adopt:
Who kills you finally?
But it's possible you'll come back as:

::snort::laugh::dying:: My god, totally need to stop cracking up with Pan, but Bleach is so full of it I can't NOT do it. Oh, and the episode this week where we saw Urahara without his hat. Pan got pregant~ and I laughed because I am TEH immune! Also cus I had just said 'I don't think they show - Aa! I lied! XD'

Oh, and you know what? Arrancar holes aren't JUST for porn. They are perfect cupholders! See, just pull Ully up and stick a pepsi can right in there~ :D He's a cold bastard anyway...

And ooo! Grimmjow's is probably perfect size for a Big Gulp from 7 Eleven~! THAT IDEA, AND ALL OF THEM REALLY, ARE PAN'S FAULT. SHUN HER!

Oh, and Cella, Pan says that Sakura needs to find the eyeliner pen Itachi uses to create those lines on his face. It should fall out of his bag or soemthing... I just laaaaaugh...

For my own reference, Itachi's classes in SH :
Defense Against the Dark Arts - A.J. Johnson - John Constantine
Potions - Mariana "Lady" Hunt
Herbology - Asato Tsuzuki
Arithmancy - Yuuko Ichihara
Charms - Kazutaka Muraki
Transfiguration - Celine Jules

Occlumency - If he could take it, but I'm pretty sure his mind is fuckin blocked off anyway.

All are NEWT level classes, but I don't know what's considered a normal load... =_= But he'd definitely be taking D.A.D.A., Potions and Arithmancy.