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Pan Crack : Take II
First, as a terrifying as the Avatar Senshi picture was... I bring you Sailor Senshi : Bleach Edition! Please don't shoot me... Shoot Pan instead... she's the one who saved it...
... Ok... Pan has decided that THIS picture has a backstory... I'm sorry... for all of you...
Anyway, it starts off with Byakuya. La la la... Just 'struttin his stuff' <--- direct words from Pan] and he's walking by the Division 11 building. Jsut standing there, and a few birds just land on his head... then a few more... as he runs off screaming you hear from the window above:
"Yachiru! What'd Zaraki-taichou tell ya about throwin' food out da window! Ya might hit someone!"
"But I was feeding the birds!"
"Knock it off!"
"Haaaiiii~!"
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Scene 2 : Bleach Halloween
Hitsugaya : Why am I wearing this ridiculous chef's outfit?
Matsumoto : Cus my shirt wouldn't make sense otherwise~!
Hitsugaya? : What? ::reads shirt aloud:: Bun in the... oven... MATSUMOTO!
Urahara : ::walks up:: Hello~!
Hitsugaya : ::still flustered:: What the hell is with the bird outfit?
Urahara : I'm the stork!
Pan : Put hat back on! Don't look into his- Aa! Triplets...
Ichigo : Yo. Where my hoes at?
Renji to Kira to Hisagi to Ishida : Yes Pimp daddy Ichigooo~!
Ichigo : ::pimps walks:: adjusted purple coat with leopard print lapels and huge hat with feather:: Rests hand on giant gem encrusted came:: Thas right, my little bitches. Come to daddy...
Byakuya : ::walks up in Sailor Moon outfit:: stares at Renji:: You're supposed to be dressed up as Sailor Venus!
Rukia : ::dressed as Chibi Usa:: runs up:: Sorry I'm late, nii-sama! I- is that my skirt Renji's wearing?
Renji : Looks better on me anyway, since I actually have an ass...
Ichigo : He sure does ::smacks Renji's ass:: And it's 75 bucks per trick. ::looks at Byakuya:: for you, 95 bucks, minimum... in advanced...
::before a riot breaks out:: Ichimaru walks in wearing nothing but a tail and ears::
everyone : . . .
Ichimaru : ::smiling ever WIDER that usual:: I'm smiling as hard as I can but I can't disappear!
Hitsugaya : ::blushing and hiding his eyes:: What the hell are you supposed to be?!
Ichimaru : Chesire cat... nyaaa~!
Everyone : URK...
'That bastard' : ::walks in::
Ichimaru : And there's my Queen of Hearts!
[/crack] And it's SOOOO not my fault.
This... This is why I only come to Pan's house once a week... oh the crack it brings... did I mention we're going to hell? We have padded wickerbaskets waiting for us. First class for extra leg room. If you want, we can save a seat for you. ::pats the one between us::Come play with us~!
... Ok... Pan has decided that THIS picture has a backstory... I'm sorry... for all of you...
Anyway, it starts off with Byakuya. La la la... Just 'struttin his stuff' <--- direct words from Pan] and he's walking by the Division 11 building. Jsut standing there, and a few birds just land on his head... then a few more... as he runs off screaming you hear from the window above:
"Yachiru! What'd Zaraki-taichou tell ya about throwin' food out da window! Ya might hit someone!"
"But I was feeding the birds!"
"Knock it off!"
"Haaaiiii~!"
Scene 2 : Bleach Halloween
Hitsugaya : Why am I wearing this ridiculous chef's outfit?
Matsumoto : Cus my shirt wouldn't make sense otherwise~!
Hitsugaya? : What? ::reads shirt aloud:: Bun in the... oven... MATSUMOTO!
Urahara : ::walks up:: Hello~!
Hitsugaya : ::still flustered:: What the hell is with the bird outfit?
Urahara : I'm the stork!
Pan : Put hat back on! Don't look into his- Aa! Triplets...
Ichigo : Yo. Where my hoes at?
Renji to Kira to Hisagi to Ishida : Yes Pimp daddy Ichigooo~!
Ichigo : ::pimps walks:: adjusted purple coat with leopard print lapels and huge hat with feather:: Rests hand on giant gem encrusted came:: Thas right, my little bitches. Come to daddy...
Byakuya : ::walks up in Sailor Moon outfit:: stares at Renji:: You're supposed to be dressed up as Sailor Venus!
Rukia : ::dressed as Chibi Usa:: runs up:: Sorry I'm late, nii-sama! I- is that my skirt Renji's wearing?
Renji : Looks better on me anyway, since I actually have an ass...
Ichigo : He sure does ::smacks Renji's ass:: And it's 75 bucks per trick. ::looks at Byakuya:: for you, 95 bucks, minimum... in advanced...
::before a riot breaks out:: Ichimaru walks in wearing nothing but a tail and ears::
everyone : . . .
Ichimaru : ::smiling ever WIDER that usual:: I'm smiling as hard as I can but I can't disappear!
Hitsugaya : ::blushing and hiding his eyes:: What the hell are you supposed to be?!
Ichimaru : Chesire cat... nyaaa~!
Everyone : URK...
'That bastard' : ::walks in::
Ichimaru : And there's my Queen of Hearts!
[/crack] And it's SOOOO not my fault.
This... This is why I only come to Pan's house once a week... oh the crack it brings... did I mention we're going to hell? We have padded wickerbaskets waiting for us. First class for extra leg room. If you want, we can save a seat for you. ::pats the one between us::