Last time I checked, wood burns on its own. Why do you think houses go up like "FWOOM"~ o.o

I have so much verbal exchanges at work that leave people rolling and leave me looking like "...what did I say that was funny? o.o"
Apparently I've got my dad's wits and quick tongue >.>;

*jab* You've met me. Do I? XD

Come take my political science test for me :s