*chop chop*

[kageisuke]

So. I cut myself on the slicer today at work. I cut off the pad of a finger, quite a nice little slice, too. Down to the delicious white meat. And it wouldn't stop bleeding. :|

I peroxided that bitch to death, put on a band-aid..... aaaand it kept bleeding. >_>;;; Went to the pharmacy, she put a cotton ball on it, told me to keep it elevated. 8D Kept bleeding.

She resorted to a military grade clotting band-aid that has some weird whatever it has on it [coagulate?] to stop bleeding. It worked \o/

It cost six dollars.

For one.

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Well, I didn't have to buy it, but still. ONE.

I'd give you guys a picture, but if I took it off, it'd probably start bleeding again. And then I'd have to go to the hospital. 8D

Ffffffffffff.

Comments

[myreasoninlife.livejournal.com]

D8 *kisses your fingers*

[kageisuke.livejournal.com]

|D I wouldn't. *bleeds all over*

[myreasoninlife.livejournal.com]

Think of all the potential mixing of bacteria~ Wooooo~

[kageisuke.livejournal.com]

Ewww I don't need an infection. DNW

[myreasoninlife.livejournal.com]

We have some antibiotics for that. :D

[kageisuke.livejournal.com]

I have to buy some for when I change my bandage.

[abandonreality.livejournal.com]

Your fingers are not processed meat products.

[graficmemory.livejournal.com]

Now you can go steal something! They can't use your print!

[rapidfix.livejournal.com]

...D: ow.

[kageisuke.livejournal.com]

Processed product, no... But meat, yes \o/

[kageisuke.livejournal.com]

It didn't cut off the whole pad XD And it's only one finger.. ~_~ I have no intentions of chopping off my other 9 digits.

[kageisuke.livejournal.com]

Not as painful as you'd think. =D Sharp and clean cut \o

[rapidfix.livejournal.com]

STILL.

[kageisuke.livejournal.com]

8D It kinda throbs. But it's the THROB OF HEALING.

[bogenvelia.livejournal.com]

Oh you.~

[kageisuke.livejournal.com]

I have enough red stuff. :< Really.