Eh, why not?

I stole this from stereotype_vamp, but akuni also stole it... We are master criminals who SHARE~!

Naruto 'Shipping
Favorite yaoi pairing	Itachi + Neji
Favorite yuri pairing	Kurenai + Anko
Favorite het pairing	Temari + Shikamaru; Gai + Anko
Overarching shiny M3ant2b3 OMGOTP	ShikaMari~!
Favorite threesome	Naruto + Sakura + Sasuke [Whut? >_>]
Favorite teacher/student pairing	Kakashi + Sakura
Favorite guilty pleasure	Sasuke + Hinata
Crack of choice	Anko + Sakura; Itachi + Suigetsu
Because it's pretty	Itachi + Neji
w-w-WHY, cruel world?	All of these just make me lawl, probably...
Favorite canon(-ish, loose definition, etc, this is Naruto we're talking about)	Don't have one... =_=
It all makes sense. After I've had a few beers, anyway.	Itachi + Sasuke; Pein + Itachi
Dysfunctionality, baby. It's what makes the world go 'round.	Itachi + Suigetsu
Because I can	Pein + EVERYONE; Hidan + Shikamaru
My first Naruto 'ship EVAR	Sasuke + Naruto, probably
Where has all the shiny gone/why don't I feel the love anymore?	...none here...
Me/this 'ship = one night stand	...nope, not here either...
obscure character 'ship	Eh, none of mine are obscure...
favorite Naruto x powerful boy who's ass he kicked(/is going to kick three years from now) pairing	Naruto + Neji screams of WTF, so I choose that one
Twosome permutation of Team 7	Kakashi + Sasuke
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